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stoop-id does
pain in bum-does go on and on and on
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Beside the Sea, 1967
Stig Fredriksson (Finnish, 1929-2008)
66 × 75,5 cm
Finnish National Gallery
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Does my bum look big in this?
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic An apple hung on the tree dramatically out of my reach. Botherations, it looked so good that I could have been arrested for the desires I had. I wasn't the only ones as some kids out scrumpying grabbed the blighter among others. How did I know? I saw them scurrying off.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Dramatic final moments in the apple bobbing world finals, Bill was substituted for Wendy as Bill was tired and wanted arrest..

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Arres Tapp le Dramatic Was the name of the name of the Acting & dance school I attended in Paris in the early 80's....
two men are dancing together in a room with a piano in the background
ALT: two men are dancing together in a room with a piano in the background
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November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic I doubt there were arrests of those who pilfered the Beatle's Apple Boutique. Kinda ironic considering it was on Baker Street. I suppose it would be whimsically dramatic if Sherlock Holmes took the case but imagine he too might have been too spaced out on his hashpipe.
a cartoon of a man holding a magnifying glass with the words nefarious action if i do say
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a magnifying glass with the words nefarious action if i do say
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November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic Cough, splutter, urgh! wasn't being overly dramatic choking on a morsel of naan and curry I tried to gulp down in the pub. I was desperate for the loo but more interested in dislodging my equivalent of Sleeping Beauty's apple. I thought a barmaid might but arrested me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
won't it be deliciously dramatic when the Apple CEO gets arrested for bribery?
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is:

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic

Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. arrest
2. apple
3. dramatic

Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words!

#HashtagGame
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
this week's will be in about 30 mins
In 15 minutes, I’ll be hosting a game I call #Include3Words! Everyone is invited to play!

I provide 3 randomly selected words, and you try to use all 3 in a creative way. You can set a scene, make a joke, write a poem - whatever!

Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more great #HashtagGames!
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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#ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

Now is the winter of our Disco tent
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
@stigjones1.bsky.social going onto bandcamp might have turned up summat that you might like-good reviews on the pages anyhow soundcaboose.bandcamp.com
Caboose
A cherry on the train Upcoming shows: https://bnds.us/0i7f03
soundcaboose.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@stigjones1.bsky.social by eck lad. just looked at your bandcamp page-you've busy-very busy.
i was hoping that the cheesy lyrics one might be there-but it's a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Apparently the dementia handlers supporting Trump haven't told him that Bolsonaro is in a Brazilian jail cell right now.
Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro last night and plans to meet with him soon
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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#IncludeRestrainRingLate
I strained late into the night & was about to restrain the next morning when my phone began to ring...
a man is asking what happened next
ALT: a man is asking what happened next
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November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#IncludeRestrainRingLate Too late to save my teeth as once the crown goes they are unsalvageable due to heavy caries damage. My toothpaste's 'ring of confidence' went long ago due to negligence and no restraint on consuming sweeties on my part. Suppose nights of falsies smiles in glasses await?
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#IncludeRestrainRingLate The restraints bit deep into the prisoner's wrists and were their own form of slow torture. They were known to loosen tongues or kill those who were unfortunate enough to experience their ring's grasp. If they resisted too long before spilling beans it would be fatally late
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is:

#IncludeRestrainRingLate

Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. restrain
2. ring
3. late

Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words somehow!

#HashtagGame
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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In 15 minutes, I’ll be hosting a game I call #Include3Words! Everyone is invited to play!

I provide 3 randomly selected words, and you try to use all 3 in a creative way. You can set a scene, make a joke, write a poem - whatever!

Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more great #HashtagGames!
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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#IncludeSpinMonthBright

Last month I went to a rave. The dj was spinning some hardcore EDM. All of the sudden, the beat and bright flashing lights became too much, and I had a seizure.

I'm too old for that shit
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Arthur ascended the spiral staircase to the tower room to check the world was still spinning. A job he repeated every month. He unlocked the giant oak door at the top and entered, bright light from the large oval viewing window briefly blinding him… he was in for a surprise.

#IncludeSpinMonthBright
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@stigjones1.bsky.social If you don't know her it sounds right up your street www.liverpoolphil.com/whats-on/con...
Nell Bryden
Audience favourite Nell Bryden is back with a new and deeply personal album: I Love You So Much I’m Blind.
www.liverpoolphil.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1060
🌟 Length Score: 69%
🚀 Letter Score: 9
🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com
🎬 Today's starter: 🄷🄾🄻🄳
Wordiply | The Guardian
Play the Guardian's new daily word game, and share your score with your friends. You have five goes to get the longest word including today's starter word.
www.wordiply.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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#Include3Words #IncludeLimitRiverUseful

Knowing the flood limit of the banks can be useful when building near a river
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM