He's Dan, wrapped in plastic
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I think I will just spend my Sunday playing final fantasy tactics and I love this for me.
The Lost Boys giving us an oiled up shirtless muscle man wailing on a saxophone in the form of Tim Capello performing I Still Believe in its first 10 minutes remains one of the greatest creative choices in cinema history. Thank you Joel Schumacher.
They're supposed to be horror shorts right? On account of that man's terrifying teeth
Is NYC a real place?
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
I am happy to find that some far right blocklist I use already has them all blocked. Saves me from even giving them a visit.
Imagine being a cis homo anti-queer. What a truly sad and shameful way to be.
I am so confused by his last comment about not using cellphones due to the child slave labor when AI is wildly harmful to the environment with wider reaching detrimental impacts to life now and in the future. This seems contradictory. What a strange perspective.
"but my kids" where was all that concern when you drove drunk with them in the car?
The amount of time and patience and chances they give this guy is ridiculous considering if he wasn't a white dude it wouldn't go down this way.
"Wanting to have sex with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex with a man. That's as straight as it gets"

There is always a 30 Rock quote for every situation.
I've never even heard of it but this poster is so good I'm adding to my list without knowing anything about it
I'm sorry to my fellow gays for just now getting around to understanding what a goddamn star JADE is. I didn't know!
Do you think he was raised in the civil rights tradition? He never mentions it.
Horrible for so many reasons. Bees are such incredible little critters.
Just saw this for the first time and yeah, it rules
I'm going to disagree with the second part of this but very much agree with the first part. In no small part because much of what he inspired has consciously made the choice to excise the blatant racism of Lovecraft's work.
I imagine Mr. Mint, Jr. is just a figurehead and it's his father, Mr. Mint, Sr. you really need to talk to
Ya gotttttta get some Prince of Darkness in there. Such autumnal viiiiiiibes
It's always a good night to spend with MacReady and the gang!
The point is you made a baseless accusation about a person who has only ever advocated for all children just because, what, she thinks children being genocided deserve a little more focus right now than those not being genocided? so now everyone rightfully thinks you're an asshole.
"how dare people attack my character. Only I am allowed to attack people's character!"
This could define this entire era of existence