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danthehorrorman.bsky.social
He's Dan, wrapped in plastic
@danthehorrorman.bsky.social
Just a queer, nerdy, horror loving catdad doing my best. 🏳️‍🌈

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He/him
I'm happy to store them for you
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Only the very best for the very best
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Its a great idea too if you have a bunch of leftover bread that's getting stale
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I used to make this at one of the bakeries I worked at and yeah it's so good
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Make a savory bread pudding with pears and gruyere
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
May I unwrap?
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yes sir right away sir
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That is one fine looking 🍑
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A nice uplifting pick me up to start the day!
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Looking goooood!
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You really do
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Well at least that'll make all the sex and nudity feel less...idk... predatory
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And also casting a horrible horrible man who isn't even an actor, he's just a rich Republican, is the what the fuck cherry on top
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Lmao I also can't make it past 3 minutes. But yeah. Idk if I would judge a movie on that alone, but it is unbearable to watch
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oh you were almost there! The 2-3 minute mark is brutal. "Fruitionizing" and schwep
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You just have to get to the schwep part which is only a couple minutes in
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I've literally never cringed so hard
youtu.be/wakBARkxqls?...
Timothee_Chalamet_internal_brand_marketing_meeting_MartySupreme_11.08.2025.mp4
YouTube video by A24
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Its just not a movie that appeals to me in any way. But casting that fucking fart of a human, Kevin O'Leary made me want to vomit. Then there was that Timothee Chalamet zoom call.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How do you not feel that way everyday🥵
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That movie is a little too mean and a little too bleak. A little kid "saying I want my mom" as he gets blown away by a shotgun was...yikes
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM