Dan Ray
danray0424.bsky.social
Dan Ray
@danray0424.bsky.social
Proptech product leader, musician, dad.
Co-host of Cover Band Confidential podcast.
I have thought it was Friday since about half-past Tuesday.
June 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Everybody loves the sunshine. RIP Roy Ayers!
Rest in peace Roy Ayers, very likely the last person who will be described as an influential vibraphonist
March 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If it helps get the ball rolling, I'd be willing to call Universal Healthcare "Trumpcare".

Be clear: I want his name out of my mouth as much as you do out of yours. But I think he'd be open to this pitch.
January 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Okay, remember the "scary clown" fad of 2016? Those weren't real just like today's "scary drones" aren't real.

What do they have in common? A certain orange someone was dominating the national discourse at the time.
December 18, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
UHC has removed photos of all their executives from their website. I suggest replacing them with pics of Barbara Streisand.
December 6, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Not to be ghoulish, but that CEO’s lead allergy sounds like a pre-existing condition to me.
December 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies!

BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that.

MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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A Democrat breathes

Media rage-orgasms

Progressives demand everyone take a stand against the breath

MAGA screech about breathers while huffing from personal oxygen tanks

Elected Ds explain respiration, no one cares

GOP breaks something important while we argue

Everyone forgets.

Lather, rinse…
I really do not give one diaphanous ghost of a fuck that Biden pardoned his son.

America just showed that it will actively punish politicians sticking to the norms & upholding morality while rewarding the most outlandish corruption.

Trump’s going to pardon himself & the media will barely notice.
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
ALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
My "block" policy is, I'll block anyone who's clearly just engaging in order to start an argument. Someone legitimately participating in discourse gets to stay whether I agree or not.

So far my "you get blocked" standard has been met by 100% of the right-leaning voices I've encountered.
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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BREAKING:

House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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The methodology that all of the worst people have in common is not making any attempt to understand how the systems they critique actually work before they attempt to change them, and instead disrupt them based on only their make-believe counterknowledge understanding of those systems
November 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
How I can tell I’m old: the grocery store’s set list is SLAMMING this morning.
November 17, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I know exactly zero about boxing and I can see Serrano was robbed.
November 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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To the tune of Carly Simon "Anticipation" ... applies to so many lately
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Our new guide for resisting Trump's agenda is here.

Eight years ago, we wrote the Indivisible Guide to organizing locally to pressure Congress and block the Trump agenda. Now, we’re offering our best advice on how everyday people can organize to stop Trump 2.0: indivisible.org/guide
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Look, a whole new microblogging platform for me to have not very much to say on!
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 PM