Dan Rackley
@danrackley.bsky.social
Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.
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Dan Rackley
@danrackley.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Welcome to BlueSky…we have a few rules..
1. IF YOU MOVE
2. IF YOU MOVE
3. I AM GOING TO…
4. IF YOU MOVE
5. CALL SOMEBODY
1. IF YOU MOVE
2. IF YOU MOVE
3. I AM GOING TO…
4. IF YOU MOVE
5. CALL SOMEBODY
The Philadelphia Eagles play the Raiders at 1pm this Sunday. Someone please remind the Eagles.
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Philadelphia Eagles play the Raiders at 1pm this Sunday. Someone please remind the Eagles.
Paging @justducky.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Paging @justducky.bsky.social
At a WWF show in Omaha in 86 or 87, I met Lanny Poffo. He was selling his frisbees in the concourse.
When he asked if I’d like one my father said “Lanny, what’s he gonna do with a frisbee in February?”
When he asked if I’d like one my father said “Lanny, what’s he gonna do with a frisbee in February?”
"The corners are moving like they're skating,
Like ice skaters on rinks.
And they can't open up holes for Saquan,
The O-Line stinks!"
Like ice skaters on rinks.
And they can't open up holes for Saquan,
The O-Line stinks!"
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
At a WWF show in Omaha in 86 or 87, I met Lanny Poffo. He was selling his frisbees in the concourse.
When he asked if I’d like one my father said “Lanny, what’s he gonna do with a frisbee in February?”
When he asked if I’d like one my father said “Lanny, what’s he gonna do with a frisbee in February?”
Related note: Rod Trongard was amazing and anyone who says otherwise can go jump in a lake.
“Coast to coast, and border to border, these Eagles need to get their shit in order”
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Related note: Rod Trongard was amazing and anyone who says otherwise can go jump in a lake.
They should have just changed the name of the show to Bunkhouse Buck and Friends.
ICYMI: We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from April 2, 1994! Flair responds to Hogan's comments! Bobby Heenan is a savage on commentary and tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans!
Reposts GREATLY appreciated!
Download & listen here: tinyurl.com/BTTWCWApril21994
Reposts GREATLY appreciated!
Download & listen here: tinyurl.com/BTTWCWApril21994
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They should have just changed the name of the show to Bunkhouse Buck and Friends.
This needs to be rectified post haste, if not it’ll get him to finally stop complaining on losing out on all that Duck Duck Goose money.
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (The Mighty Ducks, 1992).
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Encino Man, 1992).
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This needs to be rectified post haste, if not it’ll get him to finally stop complaining on losing out on all that Duck Duck Goose money.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
You know what this world needs? A heavy metal cover of Canadian Railroad Trilogy.
a black and white photo of a man with the word gordon on the bottom right
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the word gordon on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You know what this world needs? A heavy metal cover of Canadian Railroad Trilogy.
Guys, the audio version of Bret Hart’s book came out and it’s every thing you would hope it would be.
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Guys, the audio version of Bret Hart’s book came out and it’s every thing you would hope it would be.
The vibe I bring to any function
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The vibe I bring to any function
You know, it just hit me how screwed up it is that when I went to elementary school in the late 80s/ early 90s in a town that was home to an important Strategic Air Command base, they’d have us sing the English version of 99 Luftballoons in music class. Sick bastards.
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You know, it just hit me how screwed up it is that when I went to elementary school in the late 80s/ early 90s in a town that was home to an important Strategic Air Command base, they’d have us sing the English version of 99 Luftballoons in music class. Sick bastards.
I was born in a hospital on an Air Force base in Goldsboro, North Carolina in 1981.
My dad and his friend John used to watch Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling every week.
Bob Caudle’s voice was more than likely one of the first voices I heard period.
We’ll miss you Bob. Thank you.
My dad and his friend John used to watch Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling every week.
Bob Caudle’s voice was more than likely one of the first voices I heard period.
We’ll miss you Bob. Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I was born in a hospital on an Air Force base in Goldsboro, North Carolina in 1981.
My dad and his friend John used to watch Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling every week.
Bob Caudle’s voice was more than likely one of the first voices I heard period.
We’ll miss you Bob. Thank you.
My dad and his friend John used to watch Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling every week.
Bob Caudle’s voice was more than likely one of the first voices I heard period.
We’ll miss you Bob. Thank you.
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
Parliament Terry Funkadelic
Pink Floyd Cramer
F. Scott Fitzgerald and the Tantrums
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Parliament Terry Funkadelic
That’s very cutting humor…
You know, cause of the Dura Shears.
You know, cause of the Dura Shears.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That’s very cutting humor…
You know, cause of the Dura Shears.
You know, cause of the Dura Shears.
In 1986, at the Omaha Civic Auditorium Truth Magnum was wearing this exact same outfit the night my dad took me to a show.
Same show oddly enough that Danny Spivey arrived to the building late and had to ask my dad where the dressing room was.
Same show oddly enough that Danny Spivey arrived to the building late and had to ask my dad where the dressing room was.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In 1986, at the Omaha Civic Auditorium Truth Magnum was wearing this exact same outfit the night my dad took me to a show.
Same show oddly enough that Danny Spivey arrived to the building late and had to ask my dad where the dressing room was.
Same show oddly enough that Danny Spivey arrived to the building late and had to ask my dad where the dressing room was.
You what I was just thinking about the other day? How back around Wrestlemania last spring so many people were losing their shit about Joe Hendry losing in five minutes to Randy Orton. I think I laughed for a good ten minutes thinking about the folks that were mad about that.
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You what I was just thinking about the other day? How back around Wrestlemania last spring so many people were losing their shit about Joe Hendry losing in five minutes to Randy Orton. I think I laughed for a good ten minutes thinking about the folks that were mad about that.
Holy cow…travel YouTuber
Jeb Brooks looks exactly like Joe Hendry with a beard.
Jeb Brooks looks exactly like Joe Hendry with a beard.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Holy cow…travel YouTuber
Jeb Brooks looks exactly like Joe Hendry with a beard.
Jeb Brooks looks exactly like Joe Hendry with a beard.
Guys! They secured that broadcast deal with those little TV’s they have in the gas pumps!
We have a ton of MLW news coming to FightfulSelect.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Guys! They secured that broadcast deal with those little TV’s they have in the gas pumps!
Look, all I’m saying is that if you don’t dance around like Jimmy Valiant when The Boy From New York City comes on, then you’re a damaged person and need to talk to someone about your problems.
I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is.
I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is.
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Look, all I’m saying is that if you don’t dance around like Jimmy Valiant when The Boy From New York City comes on, then you’re a damaged person and need to talk to someone about your problems.
I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is.
I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is.
You wanna have some fun? Watch Slamboree 93 and count the people on that card who went on to do very bad things or had already done them.
That show is just chock full of mur-diddly-urdlers.
That show is just chock full of mur-diddly-urdlers.
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You wanna have some fun? Watch Slamboree 93 and count the people on that card who went on to do very bad things or had already done them.
That show is just chock full of mur-diddly-urdlers.
That show is just chock full of mur-diddly-urdlers.
You know what, someone tried to convince me that I was crazy for saying that if Piper wasn’t available for the WWF to go after Hogan in the Mania 1 buildup that Don Muraco would have been an acceptable substitute.
That person is wrong. Top heel Muraco against Hogan would have been awesome.
That person is wrong. Top heel Muraco against Hogan would have been awesome.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You know what, someone tried to convince me that I was crazy for saying that if Piper wasn’t available for the WWF to go after Hogan in the Mania 1 buildup that Don Muraco would have been an acceptable substitute.
That person is wrong. Top heel Muraco against Hogan would have been awesome.
That person is wrong. Top heel Muraco against Hogan would have been awesome.
WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES?
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES?
The judges would have also accepted
ELVIS: starring The Sandman as Colonel Tom Parker.
ELVIS: starring The Sandman as Colonel Tom Parker.
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The judges would have also accepted
ELVIS: starring The Sandman as Colonel Tom Parker.
ELVIS: starring The Sandman as Colonel Tom Parker.