Daniel Clark
@danlovatclark.bsky.social
Writer and game dev. Golden Geek award winner. Former: Fantasy Flight Games. Available for Freelance. He/him.
I mentioned that I was writing a dumb gamer isekai litRPG story and my kiddo declared they want to read it. My kiddo is a Wattpad fiend. Should I ... be posting this thing on Wattpad?
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I mentioned that I was writing a dumb gamer isekai litRPG story and my kiddo declared they want to read it. My kiddo is a Wattpad fiend. Should I ... be posting this thing on Wattpad?
Okay, on your mental list of Fantasy Races Tropes, what would you definitely want to see in your favorite MMO/actual living fantasy world?
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Okay, on your mental list of Fantasy Races Tropes, what would you definitely want to see in your favorite MMO/actual living fantasy world?
Okay but the important question mr Hutcherson (if that is your real name) is: What did you think of the new expansion? Some top-quality lore, right? Which new faction is your favorite?
I was SHOCKED to see a game that I had a small part in creating (TI4) show up on Jimmy Fallon! Its surreal in the best way possible.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtcP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtcP...
Josh Hutcherson Calls The Hunger Games His College Days; Says Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Is Scarier
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Okay but the important question mr Hutcherson (if that is your real name) is: What did you think of the new expansion? Some top-quality lore, right? Which new faction is your favorite?
No, see, it's pretty simple--you can't get canonized until after your death, so we know that Saint Nicholas is dead. The strong associations with Christmas Ghosts is just further evidence that "Santa Claus" is a literal Spirit of Christmas performing mass hauntings and in many cases possessions
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No, see, it's pretty simple--you can't get canonized until after your death, so we know that Saint Nicholas is dead. The strong associations with Christmas Ghosts is just further evidence that "Santa Claus" is a literal Spirit of Christmas performing mass hauntings and in many cases possessions
In the cyberpunk future, someone is going to get a tongue mod specifically so they can lick and groom their cat. In a world of fingernail razors, biomod bliss-drug glands, and neurolace links, the cat tongue thing is going to be the one people think is weird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In the cyberpunk future, someone is going to get a tongue mod specifically so they can lick and groom their cat. In a world of fingernail razors, biomod bliss-drug glands, and neurolace links, the cat tongue thing is going to be the one people think is weird.
But WHAT was this game? How will I ever know?
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
But WHAT was this game? How will I ever know?
Starting up Season 2 of Poker Face and they are really getting their money's worth out of Cynthia Erivo.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Starting up Season 2 of Poker Face and they are really getting their money's worth out of Cynthia Erivo.
It's good to know that although I have far fewer cats and far fewer meetings these days, I can still manage to have my meeting thoroughly photobombed by a needy monster.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It's good to know that although I have far fewer cats and far fewer meetings these days, I can still manage to have my meeting thoroughly photobombed by a needy monster.
Mirelurk Kings!? You can't fool me, those are fucking Deep Ones.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Mirelurk Kings!? You can't fool me, those are fucking Deep Ones.
Oh fuck me why am I not at PAX right now? I have GOT to start going to these things.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Oh fuck me why am I not at PAX right now? I have GOT to start going to these things.
In the spirit of "write what you know" I should clearly do a LitRPG story in which a card gamer, board gamer, minis gamer, and roleplayer are all isekaied on the way home from a convention.
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In the spirit of "write what you know" I should clearly do a LitRPG story in which a card gamer, board gamer, minis gamer, and roleplayer are all isekaied on the way home from a convention.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
DM: The skeleton appears to resist your sword's slashing damage.
Fighter: Not a problem. I'll switch to my mace.
Barbarian: Woah, you're swapping weapons? Is that allowed? I could never use anything but my greataxe.
Fighter: I practice polyarmory.
Fighter: Not a problem. I'll switch to my mace.
Barbarian: Woah, you're swapping weapons? Is that allowed? I could never use anything but my greataxe.
Fighter: I practice polyarmory.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DM: The skeleton appears to resist your sword's slashing damage.
Fighter: Not a problem. I'll switch to my mace.
Barbarian: Woah, you're swapping weapons? Is that allowed? I could never use anything but my greataxe.
Fighter: I practice polyarmory.
Fighter: Not a problem. I'll switch to my mace.
Barbarian: Woah, you're swapping weapons? Is that allowed? I could never use anything but my greataxe.
Fighter: I practice polyarmory.
Welcome to Extremely Esoteric Pickup Lines.
"Oh, you're 33? Well, I've got nine inches if you're looking to get nailed."
This has been Extremely Esoteric Pickup Lines.
"Oh, you're 33? Well, I've got nine inches if you're looking to get nailed."
This has been Extremely Esoteric Pickup Lines.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Welcome to Extremely Esoteric Pickup Lines.
"Oh, you're 33? Well, I've got nine inches if you're looking to get nailed."
This has been Extremely Esoteric Pickup Lines.
"Oh, you're 33? Well, I've got nine inches if you're looking to get nailed."
This has been Extremely Esoteric Pickup Lines.
Oh, should I save time and summarize this rulebook I'm reading carefully, making line-by-line edits and notes? Will AI help with that? Will AI realize that the [redacted] rules on page 39 conflict with the rules on page 35?
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oh, should I save time and summarize this rulebook I'm reading carefully, making line-by-line edits and notes? Will AI help with that? Will AI realize that the [redacted] rules on page 39 conflict with the rules on page 35?
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S-tier game flavor here in Blood Bowl Team Manager.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
S-tier game flavor here in Blood Bowl Team Manager.
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Excited to share that the complete set of stories and audio of the Tales of the Unicorn Clan I narrated is now available to download! Please check them out and enjoy! 🌸 www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan and L5R is available to download now
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan is available to download now free at DriveThruFiction.com.
www.legendofthefiverings.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Excited to share that the complete set of stories and audio of the Tales of the Unicorn Clan I narrated is now available to download! Please check them out and enjoy! 🌸 www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
Catching up on Crowd Control on Dropout and saw a game I worked on mentioned as bringing together a married couple! (And breaking up a different married couple.) What power games can have, to be dunked on mercilessly by talented comics years later.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Catching up on Crowd Control on Dropout and saw a game I worked on mentioned as bringing together a married couple! (And breaking up a different married couple.) What power games can have, to be dunked on mercilessly by talented comics years later.
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Remember when Howard Dean said "yeah" weird and it ended his primary campaign. Just thinking about this for no reason.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Remember when Howard Dean said "yeah" weird and it ended his primary campaign. Just thinking about this for no reason.
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We are excited to bring you the complete Tales of Unicorn Clan with stories from @jmreynolds.bsky.social, @ohnospooky.bsky.social, @evandicken.bsky.social and @danlovatclark.bsky.social.
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan and L5R is available to download now
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan is available to download now free at DriveThruFiction.com.
www.legendofthefiverings.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We are excited to bring you the complete Tales of Unicorn Clan with stories from @jmreynolds.bsky.social, @ohnospooky.bsky.social, @evandicken.bsky.social and @danlovatclark.bsky.social.
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
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THINGS THAT ARE MANLY: Loving animals.
The bond between a man and his dog, or a man and his horse, is an iconic image in the myth of the man. I contend that a loving and respectful relationship with all animals, and indeed all of nature, is peak manliness.
The bond between a man and his dog, or a man and his horse, is an iconic image in the myth of the man. I contend that a loving and respectful relationship with all animals, and indeed all of nature, is peak manliness.
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
THINGS THAT ARE MANLY: Loving animals.
The bond between a man and his dog, or a man and his horse, is an iconic image in the myth of the man. I contend that a loving and respectful relationship with all animals, and indeed all of nature, is peak manliness.
The bond between a man and his dog, or a man and his horse, is an iconic image in the myth of the man. I contend that a loving and respectful relationship with all animals, and indeed all of nature, is peak manliness.
THINGS THAT ARE MANLY: Intelligence.
This one is a little fraught for me, because I'm still carrying "jock vs. nerd" trauma from school. But popular conceptions of manhood clearly celebrate the visionary, the scholar, the inventor. Part of this is just lionization of excellence.
This one is a little fraught for me, because I'm still carrying "jock vs. nerd" trauma from school. But popular conceptions of manhood clearly celebrate the visionary, the scholar, the inventor. Part of this is just lionization of excellence.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
THINGS THAT ARE MANLY: Intelligence.
This one is a little fraught for me, because I'm still carrying "jock vs. nerd" trauma from school. But popular conceptions of manhood clearly celebrate the visionary, the scholar, the inventor. Part of this is just lionization of excellence.
This one is a little fraught for me, because I'm still carrying "jock vs. nerd" trauma from school. But popular conceptions of manhood clearly celebrate the visionary, the scholar, the inventor. Part of this is just lionization of excellence.
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You cannot separate the current nightmare we now inhabit from the collapse/crisis in how rich, powerful middle-aged men perceive masculinity, especially their own insecurities.
I’m sorry, but a goofy looking guy who grew up a privileged son of a pediatrician and has a phd in social theory from the university of Goethe and started in tech by investing an inheritance left to him by his grandfather talking about being a “dude” is very, very funny to me.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You cannot separate the current nightmare we now inhabit from the collapse/crisis in how rich, powerful middle-aged men perceive masculinity, especially their own insecurities.
My Adventures with Superman says "be gay, do crimes."
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My Adventures with Superman says "be gay, do crimes."