Dan Liebke
@danliebke.com
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For my thoughts on everything else, follow this account.
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Dan Liebke
@danliebke.com
· Apr 23
WIFE: (baking a pie, handing me a spoon) Enough cinnamon?
ME: (mishearing) Uh, 'sufficient', 'adequate', 'ample', 'plenty'…
ME: (mishearing) Uh, 'sufficient', 'adequate', 'ample', 'plenty'…
The Grim Reaper: (furiously) Go clean your sickle!
Grim Reaper's daughter: (Death-defying) No!
Grim Reaper's daughter: (Death-defying) No!
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Grim Reaper: (furiously) Go clean your sickle!
Grim Reaper's daughter: (Death-defying) No!
Grim Reaper's daughter: (Death-defying) No!
When people call me an ‘a-hole’, I always ask whether they mean the hole in a capital or lower-case ‘a’, because the difference between being a triangle and a circle is enormous. Yet nobody ever clarifies. Instead, they double down on their irritatingly vague sentiments.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When people call me an ‘a-hole’, I always ask whether they mean the hole in a capital or lower-case ‘a’, because the difference between being a triangle and a circle is enormous. Yet nobody ever clarifies. Instead, they double down on their irritatingly vague sentiments.
My girlfriend asked me to make eye contact with her while we're talking, so I poked her in the cornea, and *still* she's furious with me!
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My girlfriend asked me to make eye contact with her while we're talking, so I poked her in the cornea, and *still* she's furious with me!
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The best #Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Rear Window from 1954, which brings us full circle as it's the first movie we covered on HitchPod!
Here's our original coverage of Rear Window from all the way back in August, 2016!
Stay tuned for our updated thoughts after our rewatch. 🎬
Here's our original coverage of Rear Window from all the way back in August, 2016!
Stay tuned for our updated thoughts after our rewatch. 🎬
Repost: Season 1, Episode 1 - Rear Window — HitchPod - A Podcast About Alfred Hitchcock Movies
The best Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Rear Window from 1954. This brings us full circle, because here’s our original coverage of Rear Window, the very first movie we covered, all the ...
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November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The best #Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Rear Window from 1954, which brings us full circle as it's the first movie we covered on HitchPod!
Here's our original coverage of Rear Window from all the way back in August, 2016!
Stay tuned for our updated thoughts after our rewatch. 🎬
Here's our original coverage of Rear Window from all the way back in August, 2016!
Stay tuned for our updated thoughts after our rewatch. 🎬
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To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 101, in which Jean wields exclamation marks and vacation time is enforced
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newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 101
In which Jean wields exclamation marks and vacation time is enforced
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 101, in which Jean wields exclamation marks and vacation time is enforced
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
LOL that sloth is a 'deadly sin' and, yet, if you murder a sloth, suddenly you're the bad guy as far as PETA is concerned.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LOL that sloth is a 'deadly sin' and, yet, if you murder a sloth, suddenly you're the bad guy as far as PETA is concerned.
"So I'm watching myself in the mirror, playing with some Russian dolls as I reminisce about the time I video-taped myself watching Inception. And I think... boy, I could go a turducken around about now." is the kind of joke-within-a-joke I plan to post someday.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"So I'm watching myself in the mirror, playing with some Russian dolls as I reminisce about the time I video-taped myself watching Inception. And I think... boy, I could go a turducken around about now." is the kind of joke-within-a-joke I plan to post someday.
Really miss Mika. A dude who'd rhyme purple with hurtful and not apologise for it. Ca-ching indeed, my good man.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Really miss Mika. A dude who'd rhyme purple with hurtful and not apologise for it. Ca-ching indeed, my good man.
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Here's something fun for those of you based in Melbourne (or willing to travel!) and interested in maybe catching up on some older #Hitchcock. A series of double features at the Astor Theatre.
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
At The Astor: The Ring (1927) & The Farmer’s Wife
Complete program, reviews and other information for this grand old cinema in Windsor, Australia.
www.astortheatre.net.au
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Here's something fun for those of you based in Melbourne (or willing to travel!) and interested in maybe catching up on some older #Hitchcock. A series of double features at the Astor Theatre.
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
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Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100, in which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100
In which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100, in which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100
In which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
Let's be blunt. The worst thing about being an angel is having the magnets implanted in your skull so that the halos work.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Let's be blunt. The worst thing about being an angel is having the magnets implanted in your skull so that the halos work.
COURT TRANSCRIPT
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
COURT TRANSCRIPT
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
An unboxing video, but it's just Rocky Balboa on a cigarette break
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
An unboxing video, but it's just Rocky Balboa on a cigarette break
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Back next month with a gargantuan Episode 100 season finale. In the meantime, @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN Episode 99 is out now: sizzletownpodcast.com
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Back next month with a gargantuan Episode 100 season finale. In the meantime, @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN Episode 99 is out now: sizzletownpodcast.com
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
Wouldn't it make more sense to spell it 'ampers&'?
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wouldn't it make more sense to spell it 'ampers&'?
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I can never remember the difference between NBA and NDA, so to be safe, I just never talk about basketball.
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I can never remember the difference between NBA and NDA, so to be safe, I just never talk about basketball.
Carpenter rankings
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Carpenter rankings
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
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THE CITY (Palindrome-Haiku)
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
THE CITY (Palindrome-Haiku)
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
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Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
Simply The Best
Wake up!
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
Simply The Best
Wake up!
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
All well and good, B-52s, to have a car 'as big as a whale', but how's your turning circle? Not great, right?
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
All well and good, B-52s, to have a car 'as big as a whale', but how's your turning circle? Not great, right?