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Daniel Zadnik
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Posting bad jokes and photos of wild geese

Lethbridge, Alberta 🇨🇦 #yql (he / him)
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#lukekidgell
June 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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For Canadians who will be affected by US tariffs, check out dontpayforusa.ca #dontpayforusa
Don't Pay for USA
US tariffs will destroy Canada - fight back with your wallet!
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January 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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raw-men instant noodles for cannibals
January 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Vegas was aight
January 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Merry Xmas! (Formerly Twittermas)
December 25, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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A meme with the title “Be like a Programmer” showing two cartoon panels. The first panel features a simplistic drawing of a character labeled “John” with a neutral expression. The accompanying text reads: “John is a programmer. John has 3 bugs to resolve, 2 functionalities to implement, and needs to attend a meeting.” The second panel shows the same character with a calm, relaxed expression and closed eyes. The text below states: “John decides to sleep.” The meme humorously highlights a programmer’s approach to overwhelming workloads.
December 19, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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A destroyed advertisement with broken glass below it on the sidewalk.
December 19, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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Weird, all my drones have gone missing, and ChatGPT just started mocking me
December 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Just some cool graffiti
A tall concrete wall beneath an overpass covered by a chain-link fence, featuring street art. On the right side, a hand-drawn cartoon character resembling Luigi from the Mario series leaps upward with one fist raised, wearing his signature green cap, green shirt, blue overalls, and brown boots. To the left, a series of black, bullet-shaped stencils are painted on the wall, each bearing white text such as “DEPOSE”, “DELAY”, and “DENY,” arranged in a line.
December 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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The dystopia is here
The image shows a juxtaposition of technological advancement and socioeconomic disparity. On the left, an advertisement promotes AI employees, with the slogan: “Artisans Won’t Complain About Work-Life Balance. The Era of AI Employees Is Here.” The ad features a futuristic-looking, digitally rendered woman’s face and the logo of the company “Artisan.” On the right, a disheveled individual appears to be homeless, sitting on the sidewalk next to a green bike lane, holding a small item in their hand, with a disposable coffee cup placed on the ground. In the background, tall urban buildings and city traffic emphasize the urban setting. The image starkly contrasts the promise of AI-driven innovation with the reality of human hardship.
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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This is for the #onewheel crew
The image shows a blue and black Onewheel, a self-balancing electric board with a single large wheel in the center and footpads on either side. Below the Onewheel, bold text reads: “BORN TO RIDE WORLD IS A FUCK Bonk Em All 2024 I am trail beast 410,757,864,530 BROKEN COLLARBONES”
December 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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It's ridiculous how much better my mood is when the sun comes out. I am no better than a flower
December 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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An important PSA
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Mushrooms
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Is a marketing degree just a degree in gaslighting?

Or is that Cyber-Monday-extended-to-Friday-sale really the best sale of all time?
December 6, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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He thinks he is scary
A smiling possum
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them
Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them
SAN JUAN, PR – In the wake of Donald Trump unveiling plans to make Canada the 51st U.S. state, Puerto Ricans who have been trying to attain proper electoral representation expressed their frustration ...
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December 4, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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2004 Internet: MySpace and RuneScape

2024 Internet: Bluesky and RuneScape
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Only received 5 Cyber Monday emails so far on this beautiful Wednesday morning 😌
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Cyber Monday being extended is a nightmare scenario for Garfield
December 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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everyday you are closer to your next costco hotdog
December 3, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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👇 how to confuse a fascist 101
Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says “I think we (in the US) should exclusively refer to migrants as Christians (which they overwhelmingly are). 'Texas plans concentration camp for illegal Christians.'”
December 3, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Cyber Monday being extended is a nightmare scenario for Garfield
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Xmas tree is a go
A white Christmas tree with colorful lights
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Now with twice the AI processing power, and with auto-snip™️ power-stream technology
danielzadnik.com Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · Dec 2
Hello Sharks, I'm here today asking for a $1,000,000 investment in my motion activated bidet
December 3, 2024 at 12:05 AM