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i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
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@getmicrowaved.bsky.social
· Nov 25
“omg you’re a paramedic? what’s the worst thing you’ve seen??” bro my paycheck
no clue how to flirt i just called this guy awesome sauce
January 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
no clue how to flirt i just called this guy awesome sauce
every time i hear someone say “the early bird gets the worm” i wonder if somewhere out there, there’s a worm telling another worm “the later worm survives the bird”
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
every time i hear someone say “the early bird gets the worm” i wonder if somewhere out there, there’s a worm telling another worm “the later worm survives the bird”
nightmare blunt rotation but it’s just myself at various ages
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
nightmare blunt rotation but it’s just myself at various ages
i am the opposite of artificial intelligence. i am authentic stupidity
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i am the opposite of artificial intelligence. i am authentic stupidity
i don’t understand construction like how do they know what to do next
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i don’t understand construction like how do they know what to do next
maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you
January 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you
in the divorce i get custody of the little plate in the microwave
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
in the divorce i get custody of the little plate in the microwave
fuck iron supplements i just be eating staples
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
fuck iron supplements i just be eating staples
male octopuses die after they have sex which means squidward is a virgin
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
male octopuses die after they have sex which means squidward is a virgin
why were they always so mean to C-3PO
December 25, 2024 at 1:39 PM
why were they always so mean to C-3PO
how it feels to unfollow the girls you met once in a bar 4 years ago
December 22, 2024 at 2:32 AM
how it feels to unfollow the girls you met once in a bar 4 years ago
why do people always ask “what do your tattoos mean?” bro they mean i had $200 and a free afternoon
December 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
why do people always ask “what do your tattoos mean?” bro they mean i had $200 and a free afternoon
silicone is just regular cone to a freak like me
December 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
silicone is just regular cone to a freak like me
i will never forgive humanity for what we did to pigeons
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
i will never forgive humanity for what we did to pigeons
i hope aliens believe in me :)
December 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
i hope aliens believe in me :)
lana del rey married an older guy who looks like he eats cigarettes, just as the prophecy foretold
December 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
lana del rey married an older guy who looks like he eats cigarettes, just as the prophecy foretold
“white people have no culture” ok then what is the rainforest cafe?
December 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
“white people have no culture” ok then what is the rainforest cafe?
i once babysat for a vegan family who had a kid named Hunter and i will never forget that
December 20, 2024 at 10:53 PM
i once babysat for a vegan family who had a kid named Hunter and i will never forget that
i used to pretend i was left handed as a kid god i wanted to be different so bad
December 20, 2024 at 12:41 PM
i used to pretend i was left handed as a kid god i wanted to be different so bad
how it feels to pay for parking at the place i fucking work at
December 20, 2024 at 11:55 AM
how it feels to pay for parking at the place i fucking work at
idk who needs to hear this but the accident was so your fault
December 20, 2024 at 11:54 AM
idk who needs to hear this but the accident was so your fault
they should invent a kitchen aid appliance that takes up even more counter space
December 20, 2024 at 11:52 AM
they should invent a kitchen aid appliance that takes up even more counter space
never been a smoker but every time i hear that a cigarette takes 11 minutes off your life i really consider getting into it
December 20, 2024 at 11:49 AM
never been a smoker but every time i hear that a cigarette takes 11 minutes off your life i really consider getting into it
“wow all canadians are so nice!” —people who have never been to quebec
December 20, 2024 at 5:50 AM
“wow all canadians are so nice!” —people who have never been to quebec