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@getmicrowaved.bsky.social
i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
how it feels to unfollow the girls you met once in a bar 4 years ago
December 22, 2024 at 2:32 AM
how it feels to unfollow the girls you met once in a bar 4 years ago
how it feels to pay for parking at the place i fucking work at
December 20, 2024 at 11:55 AM
how it feels to pay for parking at the place i fucking work at
kids in elementary school for no fucking reason:
December 20, 2024 at 5:47 AM
kids in elementary school for no fucking reason:
just patched the hole in the drywall all by myself
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 AM
just patched the hole in the drywall all by myself
staring into the mirror at the function, trying to convince myself i’m still real
December 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM
staring into the mirror at the function, trying to convince myself i’m still real
getting this tattoo so he can talk to spirits during backshots
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 AM
getting this tattoo so he can talk to spirits during backshots
republicans when they find a gender neutral bathroom in their own home
December 3, 2024 at 3:23 AM
republicans when they find a gender neutral bathroom in their own home
this is what men on a podcast sound like
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 AM
this is what men on a podcast sound like
me: “we should get taco bell again tonight”
everyone sewn behind me in the human centipede:
everyone sewn behind me in the human centipede:
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
me: “we should get taco bell again tonight”
everyone sewn behind me in the human centipede:
everyone sewn behind me in the human centipede:
the older i get the more i understand him
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 AM
the older i get the more i understand him
my grandma just asked why there’s no white friday
November 27, 2024 at 2:45 AM
my grandma just asked why there’s no white friday
all canadians are nice, you say?? then explain these mfs
November 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
all canadians are nice, you say?? then explain these mfs
ok you made me cum, now you can pick a toy from the prize box
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
ok you made me cum, now you can pick a toy from the prize box
canadians when someone tells them that “being nice to everyone” also includes people from quebec
November 26, 2024 at 12:26 AM
canadians when someone tells them that “being nice to everyone” also includes people from quebec
introduce yourself if you’re new here :)
November 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
introduce yourself if you’re new here :)
this is my villain origin story in case you were wondering
November 25, 2024 at 12:22 AM
this is my villain origin story in case you were wondering
how it felt being 11-years-old talking grown men out of suicide online
November 25, 2024 at 12:17 AM
how it felt being 11-years-old talking grown men out of suicide online
lesbians have double-sided dildos, but may i present an idea for gay men:
November 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM
lesbians have double-sided dildos, but may i present an idea for gay men:
good morning! (it’s 1:30pm)
November 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
good morning! (it’s 1:30pm)
how the hell does he fold towels??
November 24, 2024 at 7:28 PM
how the hell does he fold towels??
the art // the artist
November 24, 2024 at 7:06 AM
the art // the artist
DO NOT WEAR A GLASS BUTT PLUG TO THE OPERA
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
DO NOT WEAR A GLASS BUTT PLUG TO THE OPERA