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Daniel Rozenberg
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Hobbyist Living Human and Professional Splines Reticulator

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📍 NYC
🏳️‍🌈 He/Him
I will not be taking questions at this time.
January 25, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My director, who is 72 layers of bureaucratic layers above me in the corporate hierarchy, just said in a meeting of +100 people, that "we operate like a lean start-up"
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Thanks! Nobody has ever given me, a millennial, this sage financial advice.

What a riveting idea. I shall be taking the rest of the week off to contemplate this groundbreaking concept.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Masculinity is based on a point system.

For example, you want to: lift weights, punch stuff, be hairy, be angry, use chainsaws, deep voice, etc. You add them up, and that's how manly you are.

Anyway, the point is you can suck as much dick as you want, so you long you punch stuff in equal measure.
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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A core conservative belief is that the cops can gun down anyone they want to on the street, based on vibes.

Meanwhile, they call socialists "authoritarian".
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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claude code is fucking insane

i know literally NOTHING about Hegel. ZERO. and it just built me a complete system of German idealism
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
My roundup of best reads for 2025, in no particular order:
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Coders of bsky: without looking it up, do you know the difference between a "parameter" and an "argument"?
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You can just tell that the journalist who wrote this article was having a lot of fun doing it: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
Store employee found masked bandit sleeping off a bender after invading booze store and tippling a tad too much
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I've never given it any thought before, but finding out that the design aesthetics of Epstein's private island resort is that of a zero-effort airbnb-as-investment is not what I expected
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Look, Nvidia thought it was a gaming company and OpenAI thought it was a charity so if you're expecting either of those companies to have some master plan to avoid the bubble popping you need to look elsewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and it's a crime that he's not doing it
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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videogames are *so* art they have attained the cultural position of being primarily an instrument of financial speculation for the already-wealthy
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Mamdanigrad (formerly New York City), will stand as a shining example to the world of what is possible when the workers unite, and crush the bourgeois class with an iron fist (mild increase in minimum wage, free buses, etc).
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Random memory unlocked: this one time I got a job offer after interviewing with a company and the offer email said that this is already their final offer, as they have already “negotiated the total compensation package on your behalf”…
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"What if I end up picking a flavour I don't like?" Good news! The ice cream shop will exist tomorrow for you to try again!
One of my many weird hills to die on is that ice cream stores shouldn't allow sample tasting. Just pick a damn flavor.
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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One of my many weird hills to die on is that ice cream stores shouldn't allow sample tasting. Just pick a damn flavor.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
… are there people who regularly read the NY Post, who have *not* already made up their mind about Mamdani being the pure incarnation of evil, who would now be like “well, I could forgive all the socialism, but I draw the line at slightly misrepresenting his family tree”?
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM