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Bluesky Demon. Part-time Streamer - All-time shitposter https://www.twitch.tv/the_dandalorian42 https://www.youtube.com/@Thedandalorian42069 https://kick.com/dandelorean Join my Discord - Shitposters Anonymous: https://discord.gg/KqCfa4sQMB

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The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · Jun 16

Me Everyday:

The Princess Bride - Wearing a Mask

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The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 6h

"Need someone that makes you feel good about being a piece of shit and not wanting to better yourself? Well buddy, have I got the streamer for youuuuu"

The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 8h

Calling her an asshole is kind

The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 8h

I will live to see these bastards tried for their crimes.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18h

"a test"? you mean...a violation?

AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire

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The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 16h

I will live to see these bastards in prison.

The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 16h

Benny wants to suck his cock so fckn bad.....

The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 17h

I forgot it was Charlie kirk day lolll

Rest in piss asshole

The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 17h

Firing 1 million federal employees, destroying their contracts for contractors, deporting exploited cheap labor and stealing 5 trillion in American tax dollars - tends to have that sort of effect

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The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 18h

a woman is sitting on a couch with the words " real and also bad ass " written on the bottom

ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words " real and also bad ass " written on the bottom

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20h

Employees in the EPA’s Resource Conservation and Sustainability Division received an internal email notifying them that the agency plans to carry out a workforce reduction. The division oversees programs that assist states with recycling and composting initiatives.

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The Dandalorian @dandelorean.bsky.social · 18h

Donald Trump could be ass fucking children on live TV and Johnson would be like "Now is not the time for democrats division...."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means