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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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All these "but Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft let you download your old purchases" people forget about already existing failures like OnLive or Stadia.
I'm not expecting the big 3 companies to go under but it could happen and their legacies will just be purely physical games and illegal preservation.
I'm not expecting the big 3 companies to go under but it could happen and their legacies will just be purely physical games and illegal preservation.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
All these "but Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft let you download your old purchases" people forget about already existing failures like OnLive or Stadia.
I'm not expecting the big 3 companies to go under but it could happen and their legacies will just be purely physical games and illegal preservation.
I'm not expecting the big 3 companies to go under but it could happen and their legacies will just be purely physical games and illegal preservation.
Considering she made what, 20 million trading stocks as a congress person? Im not shocked mtg is cashing out
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Considering she made what, 20 million trading stocks as a congress person? Im not shocked mtg is cashing out
Perjure me once: Shame on you.
Perjure me twice: 🤷♀️
Perjure me twice: 🤷♀️
Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
Ghislaine Maxwell will plead Fifth in House Epstein probe, Comer says
The late sex offender's convicted co-conspirator has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Perjure me once: Shame on you.
Perjure me twice: 🤷♀️
Perjure me twice: 🤷♀️
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
Every American deserves a free eye exam once a year.
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every American deserves a free eye exam once a year.
They all belong in prison
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
They all belong in prison
This isnt even parody.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This isnt even parody.
Mannnnn - if Jibjab was still a thing they would be having a BLAST with the Epstein stuff....
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Mannnnn - if Jibjab was still a thing they would be having a BLAST with the Epstein stuff....
I wouldn't want to be friends with someone crazy bitch that runs a bot farm slandering her haters in her free time either.
The anchor looks like he just heard someone say “my favorite pizza topping is toothpaste.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I wouldn't want to be friends with someone crazy bitch that runs a bot farm slandering her haters in her free time either.
Keep your town nice - Don't talk to ICE!
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Keep your town nice - Don't talk to ICE!
Barbra Streisand watching Trump meltdown:
Good Donald...... GOOOOOD
Good Donald...... GOOOOOD
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Barbra Streisand watching Trump meltdown:
Good Donald...... GOOOOOD
Good Donald...... GOOOOOD
Donald Trumps voice sounds like when Gilbert Gottfried read 50 shades of grey.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Donald Trumps voice sounds like when Gilbert Gottfried read 50 shades of grey.
Capitalism be like:
Here is your 2% raise.
Also, we will be taking 80% of your pay to not shoot you in your head today.
Here is your 2% raise.
Also, we will be taking 80% of your pay to not shoot you in your head today.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Capitalism be like:
Here is your 2% raise.
Also, we will be taking 80% of your pay to not shoot you in your head today.
Here is your 2% raise.
Also, we will be taking 80% of your pay to not shoot you in your head today.
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
NO ONE SAYS "SCOOP!" ANYMORE
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
NO ONE SAYS "SCOOP!" ANYMORE
Fuck me this is as funny as it is tragic/accurate
The House is supposed to vote on releasing the Epstein files on Tuesday. That's your warning, Venezuela
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Fuck me this is as funny as it is tragic/accurate
Nintendo is so dumb - they haven't announced a Super Mario 3D Maker yet and they should be horsewhipped for that
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nintendo is so dumb - they haven't announced a Super Mario 3D Maker yet and they should be horsewhipped for that
Man's is in the trenches....
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Man's is in the trenches....
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Elon Musk just got given 1 trillion dollars for being a ketamine addict.
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Elon Musk just got given 1 trillion dollars for being a ketamine addict.
Based.
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Based.
If the word "cuck" was a person, it would be J.D. Vance
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If the word "cuck" was a person, it would be J.D. Vance
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There are four leaks to plug for Trump: the survivors, Ghislaine Maxwell, the Epstein Estate, and the 1000+ FBI and DoJ employees he locked in a building and forced to remove his name from the files.
Good luck, asshole.
Good luck, asshole.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There are four leaks to plug for Trump: the survivors, Ghislaine Maxwell, the Epstein Estate, and the 1000+ FBI and DoJ employees he locked in a building and forced to remove his name from the files.
Good luck, asshole.
Good luck, asshole.