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Daiquiri!

@daiquiripanda.bsky.social

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Traveller. World builder. Memory maker. He/Him. Navigating through life, making mistakes, doing my best. 💍: @teft.bsky.social - Sex positive space - Furry/IRL NSFW + Everyday life. Chronically Son For Hire. Minors DNI 🔞

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 20m

It was super effective 😈

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 25m

Id let him use his underwear to fashion a noose that he could choke me with while he called me slurs

Adios @adiosarts.bsky.social · 57m

Stretch those legs, relax a little

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 13h

It’s okay she’s French

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 14h

I’m gunna fuck this Feraligatr in the ass send tweet

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 23h

If I could redo this throwaway tweet it would have said “Cause he fucking hates ICE types” but it’s too late now

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 1d

GOD DAMMIT HOW DID I MISS THIS AAAAAAA

Best of luck to everyone who entered!

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 1d

Presented without context

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 1d

Adding a comment for the bad-faith actors to say that, obviously, fuck ICE

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 1d

I saw this online and someone said “It’s cause he’s weak to ICE” and that is literally the funniest joke I have heard in fifteen years

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 3d

“Every parade has the right to exist”

How is this not satire

onion person @junlper.beer · 4d

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · 4d

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦

Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 4d

I need someone to talk about this game witH I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INSANE

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 4d

Wanna come hang out?

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 5d

Friends

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 8d

Gahhhh just dawned on me that this is the first BLFC I have EVER missed. Been at every single one since 2013. :( Sad day.

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 9d

I cannot peel my god damn thumbs from this game XD

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 9d

Move from couch to bed and try again tomorrow

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 9d

Fun Dip but it’s ketamine

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 10d

I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH AAAA

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Silent Ravyn Ⓥ @silentravyn.bsky.social · 10d

Welcome home, @steedius.cyberstable.net! The journey has been long, in more ways than one, but we made it ❤️ #art

A white and tan feral foxwolf holds paws with a feral saluki, looking at each other excitedly, with a Canadian flag draped around them

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 16d

I fucking love you both SO MUCH.

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 18d

Integrity and intelligence are the last thing I want in the bedroom 🥴

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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 19d

University of Washington - Piece of shit disrupts Psych 210 (The Diversity of Human Sexuality) throwing up nazi salutes, yelling Heil Hitler, and calling everyone “retarded degenerates” and “fags"

The professor, Dr. Nicole McNichols, and her class
👏DO
👏NOT
👏PLAY
👏THAT
👏GAME

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Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 19d

YOOOO!! Going to look this up thank you!!

Daiquiri! @daiquiripanda.bsky.social · 19d

I’d give my left nut to see Daiquiri done in Hades painting style 😭

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