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daberhasher
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don’t mess with me
The NFC north is simply none of my business
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am stunting while my haters are still asleep beside their fleshlights
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Falling Down 3 features Michael Douglas with dual tonfas wailing on mob bosses in Sicily
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
airtagging my wife’s hair clips
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Flipping from Brooklyn to Denver on NBA league pass means going from professional level dancers at the halftime break to a bunch of fat guys called the super dads kind of jumping around to a black eyed peas song
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
To date this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...
mummy voice
YouTube video by kmlkmljkl
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
A lot of Nintendo owners saying shit about disney adults
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Stafford having a Brady esque Ironman career is a huge win for beer and drinking beer
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wife said my plan at the time to continue bartending wasn’t gonna cut it if she was gonna move in. I didn’t have any better ideas so she suggested this
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Doing a Haka to protest rising grocery prices and everyone around the customer service desk thinks I’m doing cornholio
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I figured out that I’ve been to the restaurant the whale orders from in the whale a bunch of times. I used to live in Moscow, ID. It sucks super bad - like worst red sauce place I’ve ever tried
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ppl on here love to make their bio “ #18+ #NSFW #kink “ and their whole media tab is non sexual drawings of digimon
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don’t watch the show but it is my belief that Alfonso Ribeiro should be the “final boss” of every Dancing with the Stars season
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Bluesky app icon more blue now…that’s okay I’ll keep using this garbage
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I invented this
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted by daberhasher
Me: drat and bother

Gf: is that from Winnie the Pooh?

Me, putting on a red shirt and no pants: he stole it from me
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
youtu.be/Oie--p6YqJo?... home from work trip and deeply enjoying my saturday
Fuerza Regida x Grupo Frontera - Bebe Dame
YouTube video by FUERZA REGIDA
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Biffo a damn freak
Beano #955, Nov 5, 1960
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Break out the rye bread and mustard
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Economists fear the United States may be approaching a bruh moment
October 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Big Dumper is a revolution in nicknames because they actually acknowledge what it means. When I was a kid they said he was big unit because he’s tall
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM