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Kirsten
@cursetn.bsky.social
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They don’t need to make a new football song for every single game!! Why are there so many, and they’re all 4 minutes long

Also I am going to sneak into the novacare complex and burn all of the eagles uniforms so they can’t play another snap this season. Better late than never
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Kirsten
Nick Sirianni didn’t even get the chance to make The Dumbest End Game Choice You’ve Ever Seen, so you know he’s saving up something good for Friday
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
never mind!!!!!!! god wants me DEAD
Why couldn’t the football god have blessed me last night like they are right now
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Why couldn’t the football god have blessed me last night like they are right now
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Strong contender for funniest sentence of the year from Delaware facebook: “[County Councilman] Sheldon later clarified here in the comments on First State Update that he was flipping off [fellow County Councilman] Caneco and not the community at large.”
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Kirsten
Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
dan campbell scrounging the last of his pocket change to place one more bet on a 4th down conversion—he could quit anytime, but he’s gotta a good feeling about this one
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
truly revolting, but also incredible that the “invaluable and interesting” mind in question is larry fucking summers!

it’s like the dersh believing that women will sleep with him to access his legal services
It’s sort of clarifying to see him describe this dynamic so directly www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Kirsten
Very cool that they played this ahead of the Eagles game youtu.be/hdOXfqXJE2s
30 Rock Tennis Song
YouTube video by Universal Pictures Home Entertainment UK
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I LOVE THE WASHINGTON SPIRIT SO MUCH
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Kouassi truly has Reyes in HELL
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“No one’s picking portland to win” least of all me, rob gale!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well @karlstomberg.bsky.social foolishly thought he was cooking with his “80 year mortgage,” but I’m going to patent the 100 Year Mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Kirsten
Democratic senators think you are so fucking stupid.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by Kirsten
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
literally nothing to say that wont get me Monitored lol…except that chris coons is absolutely so mad he couldn’t support this shit with his vote too
It's official - 8 D AYEs
Durbin
Hassan
King
Cortez Masto
Kaine
Shaheen
Rosen
Fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The past few months, I’ve been asking myself “which groups of people around me have the most to withhold, and could be organized to Impose Costs?” in relation to our current status quo.

Who is hurting, and who has power thru what they can withhold? 1/2
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Are we ready for game 3?!
a woman sits on the grass in front of a cbs / nw championship game
Alt: Trinity Rodman on the ground giving a pained thumbs up
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
that’s the fucking SPIRIT
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by Kirsten
I love the Washington Spirit
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Santos and Kouassi are cooking
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Kirsten
var i will hunt you until my last breath
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
IT’S SPIRIT TIME LET’S FUCKING GO
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the evolution of conservative fb names has been fascinating…we’ve gone from the old pattern of “common first name + onomatopoeic last name” eg “Durrell Tootle” or “Randy Tuggle” to completely inscrutable shit like “Sputch Badco” today
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i know this is basically the “lemony garlicky brown butter miso gochujang pasta” nyt cooking joke, but i’ve eaten it for the past 3 dinners and it’s sooooo good (subbed tofu for pork) www.allrecipes.com/recipe/84981...
Spicy Pumpkin Pork Noodles
This incredible Asian-style noodle dish features ground pork, pumpkin, and Korean chile paste.
www.allrecipes.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM