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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 20h

In college I won a chance to sit in on the Preston & Steve show and when Pierre walked in he pulled me aside and introduced himself and asked if I wanted to see his studio. Just a true beacon of goodness in this world.

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 20h

Pierre Robert was one of the kindest human beings i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rest in Peace Pierre, Philadelphia Radio is less bright without you.

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 1d

We did the Jewell Trail on Mt. Washington and then actually started the Franconia Ridge loop the following day. Got to Cloudland falls, realized we were completely spent, and then just drove the Kancamagus Highway seeing all the cool vistas

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 1d

A few years back my Fiancée and I decided to take the cog railway up Mt. Washington and then Hike back down. The hike down on what our research said is one of the easier trails on the mountain is one of the harder hikes I've ever done. 10/10 hike I loved every second but fuck that was brutal

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 8d

Suckling at one of these like a baby goat

Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 8d

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 19d

Unfortunately there is simply no way these Dodgers who i despise will ever achieve the level of pure malice I feel towards Cody Ross

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 20d

I think I will spend my day hitting my balls with a hammer. It'll be a better use of my time than even thinking about sports

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 20d

Absolutely heroic pitching effort tonight. Can't wait for the offense to simply Mr. Belvedere themselves

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 20d

Gutless losers

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 21d

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

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DJ WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 21d

Oregon Trail grave stone meme template “Here lies Clayton Kershaw AKA Mr Diarrhea, rest in piss, compiler bigot”

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21d

too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it

the feeding shelter cats to coyotes tweet but changed to "my manager told me phillies keep eating his christian nationalist relievers" because dave roberts sure loves watching his MAGA bullpen get lit the fuck up lately

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 21d

More bunting? I'm going to bed

Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 24d

I'm going to get myself in the correct mindset for the Phillies by assaulting a barbell and wearing myself out so badly that when Turner goes 0-3 (3K's and a BB) I won't have the energy to walk to the nearest tall bridge

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 24d

Are you 6'3" 335? Congratulations you are now an offensive lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 26d

Saturday morning Strict Presses fueling me to a state of pure unholy terror in prep for playoff Philadelphia Baseball

Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 26d

Friday night

Benecio del Toro and Leo DiCaprio enjoying a few small beers

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27d

The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 27d

There are dozens of us. Dozens

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 27d

Does anyone know how to say "How's that Parlay looking big dog" in Japanese?

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 28d

It is time to open my heart to an absolutely abhorrent amount of hatred for Los Angeles. A city full of people with no culture beyond kissing the ass of someone richer than them while eating a shitty burger

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 29d

Happy October let's all be normal and calm about the Phillies (if they don't win the World Series I will make the Nika Riots of 532AD look like a toddler pillow fight)

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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 29d

I have endless amounts of hate in my heart for the godless heathens of Cincinnati Ohio or the disgusting In-N-Out Worshippers of LA

Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 29d

It's important to remember that if the Phillies get eliminated this is a Mickey Mouse fraudulent post season and the winner will be relegated to the bin of the 2005 White Sox Win that didn't actually happen. There are no witnesses to that win it does not exist.

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29d

if we want bluesky to have the oft-invoked "juice", i need baseball posters to step up this postseason. none of this namby-pamby "we lost but i like your team and im rooting for yall" reddit crap. i wanna see bloodlust and vendettas. i wanna see death threats. i wanna see feral, ape-like hooting

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · Sep 30

pretty clear trump and hegseth view the military's future in the suburban white guys that listen to rogan and watch tiktoks about how someone needs to carry the boats. but those guys are all tied up in trying to sell nissan altimas so idk

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