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Swelly
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In college I won a chance to sit in on the Preston & Steve show and when Pierre walked in he pulled me aside and introduced himself and asked if I wanted to see his studio. Just a true beacon of goodness in this world.
Pierre Robert was one of the kindest human beings i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rest in Peace Pierre, Philadelphia Radio is less bright without you.
We did the Jewell Trail on Mt. Washington and then actually started the Franconia Ridge loop the following day. Got to Cloudland falls, realized we were completely spent, and then just drove the Kancamagus Highway seeing all the cool vistas
A few years back my Fiancée and I decided to take the cog railway up Mt. Washington and then Hike back down. The hike down on what our research said is one of the easier trails on the mountain is one of the harder hikes I've ever done. 10/10 hike I loved every second but fuck that was brutal
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Suckling at one of these like a baby goat
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Unfortunately there is simply no way these Dodgers who i despise will ever achieve the level of pure malice I feel towards Cody Ross
I think I will spend my day hitting my balls with a hammer. It'll be a better use of my time than even thinking about sports
Absolutely heroic pitching effort tonight. Can't wait for the offense to simply Mr. Belvedere themselves
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BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
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too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it
More bunting? I'm going to bed
I'm going to get myself in the correct mindset for the Phillies by assaulting a barbell and wearing myself out so badly that when Turner goes 0-3 (3K's and a BB) I won't have the energy to walk to the nearest tall bridge
Are you 6'3" 335? Congratulations you are now an offensive lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles
Saturday morning Strict Presses fueling me to a state of pure unholy terror in prep for playoff Philadelphia Baseball
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The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
There are dozens of us. Dozens
Does anyone know how to say "How's that Parlay looking big dog" in Japanese?
It is time to open my heart to an absolutely abhorrent amount of hatred for Los Angeles. A city full of people with no culture beyond kissing the ass of someone richer than them while eating a shitty burger
Happy October let's all be normal and calm about the Phillies (if they don't win the World Series I will make the Nika Riots of 532AD look like a toddler pillow fight)
I have endless amounts of hate in my heart for the godless heathens of Cincinnati Ohio or the disgusting In-N-Out Worshippers of LA
It's important to remember that if the Phillies get eliminated this is a Mickey Mouse fraudulent post season and the winner will be relegated to the bin of the 2005 White Sox Win that didn't actually happen. There are no witnesses to that win it does not exist.
if we want bluesky to have the oft-invoked "juice", i need baseball posters to step up this postseason. none of this namby-pamby "we lost but i like your team and im rooting for yall" reddit crap. i wanna see bloodlust and vendettas. i wanna see death threats. i wanna see feral, ape-like hooting
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pretty clear trump and hegseth view the military's future in the suburban white guys that listen to rogan and watch tiktoks about how someone needs to carry the boats. but those guys are all tied up in trying to sell nissan altimas so idk