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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 5h

The cat has levelled up and finally unlocked jumping on the counters

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Oct 2

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy

photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 1d

Just had to remove the cat from the kitchen windowsill where he'd been bothering the herbs, and holy fuck does he smell incredible

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 3d

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Pop, Six, Squish, Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Sarah Manvel with a🪝for a 🖐️ @cairdiul.bsky.social · 3d

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Bell, Biv, DeVoe (now you know)

Boonald Teplskary- Fervor Coulee: Roots Music Opinion [he/him] @fervorcoulee.bsky.social · 3d

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Dolenz, Jones, Boyce, & Hart

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 4d

I sent a really sassy email right before close of business and I've never wanted to check my work emails before

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 5d

Someone called the office today to see if we wanted a donation of 30 cakes and then never answered the phone again 🥲

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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 8d

Since apparently loads of youse need to hear this, voice notes are for storytelling ONLY, do NOT send me logistics! Do not give me dates and times!! I'll kill you

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 8d

Mystery solved, the cat brought in the mouse. How do I know? Because I've just caught him mouse-in-gob and managed to chase him back out this time. No longer feeling conflicted, just straight up mad at these Tom & Jerry hijinks

Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 8d

Our cat caught his first mouse last night and I feel so conflicted.
I want to be proud of him and how he spent all day staring under the fridge. But I still don't know how the mouse got in!

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 8d

Omg I think I know them from my Animal Crossing island!

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 8d

Our cat caught his first mouse last night and I feel so conflicted.
I want to be proud of him and how he spent all day staring under the fridge. But I still don't know how the mouse got in!

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 8d

I feel like the campaign managers have been namedropped a lot this election, but not Fine Gael's? Who is running their disastrous campaign and have they considered just, uh... not? #Áras25

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 11d

Catching up on this morning's debate, Heather's clearly been told to take a softer approach. It's disconcerting hearing the same accusing message but in a saccharine-sweet tone of voice #SpéirGorm

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Dr Jamie Gallagher @jamiebgall.co.uk · 12d

There is a dog on the train watching his stories.

A small dog sitting on a train seat appearing to look at an iPad on the table in front which is showing a tv show.

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 12d

Paying their feathered homage to the shrine of Terry Wogan

Limerick City's statue of Terry Wogan in Poor Man's Kilkee. The statue and its little platform are surrounded by pigeons, probably more than a hundred.

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 12d

I found the vampire gonk in front of the fridge this morning. Orion is clearly taking his hostility to a new level under cover of darkness

Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · Sep 28

Orion is expressing some hostile sentiments towards spooky season

A black and white cat on a windowsill clawing at a purple gonk with bat wings. In the background is a small wooden mannequin leaning with its arms folded, leaning against the wall.

A black and white cat holding the purple gonk face-down on the windowsill. In the background is a small wooden mannequin leaning with its arms folded, leaning against the wall

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 12d

We had family over from the UK last week who were beside themselves at the prospect of "President Heather"

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 12d

It should be noted that I am a care worker by trade, and not a historian. However, this is also driving me to distraction

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 12d

I've been researching the old Limerick County Infirmary (for fun and japes) and finding the site is so difficult? The sources have invented a place called Little Island, Limerick - why? Why have they all just regurgitated the same paragraph without expansion/explanation?

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 16d

Oh no, I've stayed up late enough for the americans to start posting about another day in fresh hell

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 16d

Just cracked open a fizzy drink and fired up The Sims. I'll probably still be here when everyone wakes up

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 16d

Heightened, affected, and alert

Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 16d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”

Eleanor G @zaichishka.bsky.social · 16d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 16d

I booked next week off with absolutely no plans, so I'm watching the clock tick by and not worrying about bedtime. Smug doesn't even begin to cover it

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 17d

I heard Catherine Connolly farts on public transport #SmearTheBejaysis

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 21d

There was this lad everyone called Mentos because he gave another lad a blowjob for a pack of Mentos

The Fence @thefence.bsky.social · 21d

Fence #26 will be a special on all things print, and in tribute to the storied history of the UK gutter press, our letters page wants your GOSSIP & SCANDAL.

So, we're asking you all: what was the most scandalous (true or false) bit of gossip that dominated your school or neighbourhood growing up?

A photo of assembled paparazzi waiting to snap your shame for the scandal sheets.

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 21d

What's even the point in having a "discrete packaging" option?

A cardboard packing box, the outside reads "Description of Product: GIANT SKELETON SPIDER". Don't ask about where the box is from, it's irrelevant for the purposes of this post.

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