Crystal Nehler McClaine
@crystalnehler.bsky.social
She/They | AuDHD | Aspiring Romantic Comedy Writer | Swamp Witch
Lifelike | Economy Size | Hours of Enjoyment
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okay um, a long time ago I was going to do a sequel zine to this but I got really busy with a job and other things, so I'm just going to post the best of what I managed, free. These are all based off of actual outfits of hers!
I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨
#artpost
I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨
#artpost
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
okay um, a long time ago I was going to do a sequel zine to this but I got really busy with a job and other things, so I'm just going to post the best of what I managed, free. These are all based off of actual outfits of hers!
I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨
#artpost
I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨
#artpost
"Ha-ha bitches!"
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Ha-ha bitches!"
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Whatcha gonna do about that Chuck?
@schumer.senate.gov — Everyone said, hold the line on the Govt funding for the subsidies, and you whipped 8 Dem votes from reps who weren’t up for reelection anyway—
The failure is yours - we need new leadership
The failure is yours - we need new leadership
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Whatcha gonna do about that Chuck?
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So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
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How about this headline, eh? More of this, please.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How about this headline, eh? More of this, please.
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I'm telling y'all. Authoritarian parenting primed our entire society for authoritarianism.
Want to find a way out of this? Respect kids. Stop denying them full human rights. Honor their bodily autonomy and humanity. Punishment and coercion don't work. Non-authoritarian parenting IS resistance.
Want to find a way out of this? Respect kids. Stop denying them full human rights. Honor their bodily autonomy and humanity. Punishment and coercion don't work. Non-authoritarian parenting IS resistance.
Authoritarians love to do this to their kids.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm telling y'all. Authoritarian parenting primed our entire society for authoritarianism.
Want to find a way out of this? Respect kids. Stop denying them full human rights. Honor their bodily autonomy and humanity. Punishment and coercion don't work. Non-authoritarian parenting IS resistance.
Want to find a way out of this? Respect kids. Stop denying them full human rights. Honor their bodily autonomy and humanity. Punishment and coercion don't work. Non-authoritarian parenting IS resistance.
He seemed shaken up for sure.
For all those sure there was some master plan, may I present....
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He seemed shaken up for sure.
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
No matter how bad you want us to be.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
No matter how bad you want us to be.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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I'm not religious, but this Pope seems like a really good dude.
ground.news/article/pope...
ground.news/article/pope...
Pope returns 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada as part of reckoning with colonial past
The Vatican on Saturday returned 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada as part of the Catholic Church’s reckoning with its role in helping suppress Indigenous culture in the Americas. Pope Le...
ground.news
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'm not religious, but this Pope seems like a really good dude.
ground.news/article/pope...
ground.news/article/pope...
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I'm so excited to see JK Rowling go on the offensive now that the Epstein files are out, and take down all these super-powerful child abusers.
BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT CHILDREN BEING EXPLOITED AND ABUSED!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT CHILDREN BEING EXPLOITED AND ABUSED!!!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm so excited to see JK Rowling go on the offensive now that the Epstein files are out, and take down all these super-powerful child abusers.
BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT CHILDREN BEING EXPLOITED AND ABUSED!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT CHILDREN BEING EXPLOITED AND ABUSED!!!!!!!!
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
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Watching ICE turn their violence and terror on Charlotte: to the folks there, please reach out to us in Portland and our friends in Chicago for help and strategy and support. We stand in solidarity with you. We are in this together.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Watching ICE turn their violence and terror on Charlotte: to the folks there, please reach out to us in Portland and our friends in Chicago for help and strategy and support. We stand in solidarity with you. We are in this together.
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"People like you voted for Bill Clinton, you stood by Bill Clinton"
Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.
My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.
My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"People like you voted for Bill Clinton, you stood by Bill Clinton"
Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.
My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
Ma'am, I was 7 years old the last time Bill Clinton was on a ballot.
My only feelings on him were I'd get mad when I'd come home to watch Days of Our Lives and my mom would tell me it'd been preempted by his sex scandal again.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Never forget she is a snake.
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Never forget she is a snake.
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so far Scrivener hasn't tried to foist ai on me but I'm keeping my eyes open
Fellow writers constantly closing pop-up windows while we work, Emma Thompson feels our pain! ♥️
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
so far Scrivener hasn't tried to foist ai on me but I'm keeping my eyes open
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@indivisible.org has asked us to boycott Spotify as long as they are running ICE recruitment ads. I think that is a good enough reason to do it, but I think this collective action does so much more than we realize. These are muscles and mindsets we are building now for bigger actions to come.
The Spotify boycott is about so much more than you realize
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@indivisible.org has asked us to boycott Spotify as long as they are running ICE recruitment ads. I think that is a good enough reason to do it, but I think this collective action does so much more than we realize. These are muscles and mindsets we are building now for bigger actions to come.
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A “presidential” beer pong set. What are we doing here, folks?
New: A site licensing Trump's name is selling merch with the presidential seal — including a $20 beer-pong set with “Presidential themed balls.”
Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Trump-Licensed Presidential Seal Beer Pong Set Could Violate Federal Law
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A “presidential” beer pong set. What are we doing here, folks?
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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
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I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."