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#CRYPTICUS. Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, bass in CROPSY MANIAC & THE GRAVE CONCERN, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT https://www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial https://crypticus.bandcamp.com/ https://linktr.ee/Crypticus

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · Jul 2

Remember when I did a Quantum Leap to WARN YOU about all this shit back in '21?! I literally just stepped out of the time pod a few minutes ago... but I may have fucked it up... #DeathMetal #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus #TimeTravel #MetalSky #Podcast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmZu...

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 4h

Watching FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES & they confirm that even when Krueger was still alive he only ever rocked that one outfit. Even in court! #HorrorSky #FilmSky #NowWatching

Fred Krueger back in his boiler room, relaxing.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 7h

Tubi is amazing. I can't believe they actually have DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE! #FilmSky #Horror #CrypticusHorrorTheater

tubitv.com/movies/65541...

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 9h

I watch it every few years.

Reposted by 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 4d

After watching Jared Leto completely win at life for the past several decades I do find it rather funny that the response to him releasing a movie these days is "Why isn't this man being tarred and feathered by a mob?!"

Def didn't expect MORBIUS to lead to the karmic downfall of a Titan.

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h

You bet WRONG.

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h

I bet she does.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h

Watching some '80s Saturday morning cartoons & they threw the heroes into a centrifuge lined with steel spikes! They don't make 'em like this anymore.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h

I just discovered that my mom is Black.

Jordan✌🏽😁 @xjordanary.bsky.social · 15h

Why they all like this? 😂

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

I am fully expecting another YOUR HIGHNESS from this

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Jennifer Lynch (daughter of David) directs some extremely dark & shocking films. *Much* more extreme than her Pops. CHAINED is a tough sit. It's basically about one of those dudes w/basements who you see in Brutal Death Metal cover art... #FilmSky #Horror #ExtremeHorror

tubitv.com/movies/41772...

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

WOOP WOOP

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

It's HILARIOUS!

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

My lovely online friend Monica Mey has done some beautiful artwork for ABSU/ABZU/APSU whatever he's calling it now... #MetalSky #BlackMetal #Art

While everyone is sharing Ai generated pictures and art, there are tons of fellow creatives and you should support them before we’re taken over by the great machine. Let’s not forget about the authenticity of what translates from mind through hand.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

They would've fought wars over it.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

I've read the stories & they actually recreated several of Lovecraft's plot points: The giant resurrected man going on a rampage, the living head, West being a sociopath, but yeah, all the sex was added by Gordon.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

That time change in the middle....

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Great episodes! Ari is a true weirdo.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

That's actually called "The Gathering"

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Finally watching THE I.T. CROWD, which is hilarious, but I'm distracted by Katherine Parkinson, who I find to be gorgeous. Good Lort, what a dish.

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

bsky.app/profile/cryp...

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Humanity is fast running out of shit to combine with sharks. #FilmSky

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

It's very strange to realize I was once in this band. Good to see the old man is still going strong. #SeraphimShock #Goth #MetalSky

open.spotify.com/artist/6Ggd7...

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 1d

Humanity is fast running out of shit to combine with sharks. #FilmSky

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

"Sam Altman CAN'T WAIT to jerk-off to all your Porn fantasies..."

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

People who jump on hashtags with shit like "If you think THIS ISSUE is bad how about this abused dog?!" - You are a garbage person. Get a new grift, weirdo.

𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2d

I saw this in the theater and I almost stood up to applaud during the monster-containment failure scene.