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@crypticus.bsky.social
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#CRYPTICUS. Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, bass in CROPSY MANIAC & THE GRAVE CONCERN, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT

https://www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial
https://crypticus.bandcamp.com/
https://linktr.ee/Crypticus
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If you want some real action, follow the social media account of your own city's Fire Department. There's all sorts of crazy shit they fixed that you never heard about! Recognize your local heroes. #Denver #DFD
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Watching BLACK SCORPION & this time she's fighting STUNNER, who literally stuns her enemies with her massive juggs. Only Black Scorpion's huge tits can stop this. Roger Corman was a genius. #FilmSky #TV #Horror #CrypticusHorrorTheater

youtu.be/Y0I1amYGJco
Black Scorpion generally disapproves of Crime. STUNNER get her way with her massive electric juggs A poor victim of STUNNERS whoppers Black Scorpion has come to whoop some ass AND titties.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
I need lots of fresh garlic daily to run this machine.
Beef shoulder steaks fried in iron skillet with bell peppers, fresh garlic, olive oil and lime juice
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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@roryblank.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Bro! Found an old KENNY LOGGINS album laying in the middle of a garbage puddle in an alleyway and it still plays! #Vinyl #LP
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Made some black beans and rice in the iron skillet w/ fried bell peppers, fresh tomatoes, lime juice, LOTS of fresh garlic.
Black beans, basmati rice, fried bell peppers, with diced tomatoes and garlic, vinegar and olive oil in a black iron skillet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
I mean, c'mon:
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
Watching THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD (1978), wherein they kidnap a suit-&-tie guy, subject him to psychological torture & feed him booze until he becomes a bum, then release him back onto the streets. Not sure if I want my tax dollars going towards this program. #Horror #FilmSky
tubitv.com/movies/54968...
Suit & Tie Guy harshly admonishing a Hobo who accosts him Suit & Tie Guy falls into the dungeon of torture where they smoosh him against a spiked wall ...After smooshing him for a while, they throw Suit & Tie Guy into the chamber of booze, where they keep feeding him bottles of rotgut Suit & Tie Guy, now reduced to a BUM, has been released onto the streets where he now accosts other Suit & Tie Guys in a horrific display of irony. GET IT?!
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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CYCLOPS (1987) - Super gross Japanese straight-to-video horny freakazoid gore nastiness is streaming free in excellent quality. Crazy practical FX. This is goop city. #FilmSky #Horror

therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/842fe5...
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Well, I absolutely loved BUGONIA (2025). Yorgos does it again. #FilmSky
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Just discovered the same director is now adapting the CROSSED comics, of which THE SADNESS was already an unofficial adaptation.

Those comics are hyperviolent X-rated nastiness just like this movie.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Step 1: Be born beautiful
Model Shares Insider Beauty Hacks
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
- DEATH w/Chuck
- CRADLE OF FILTH's first American show
- GORGOROTH w/Ghaal

... y'know, it's just easier to say I was at this:
Milwaukee Metal Fest 1998
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The new SAVAGE SWORD comics from @comicstitan.bsky.social are excellent with stunning artwork. So glad to have this back in print. Keep 'em coming! #Comics #Art #Conan
The Savage Sword of Conan comic magazine from Titan Comics
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
...It should look like THIS! #StrangerThings
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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These STRANGER THINGS dummies got them playing the 16-bit ARCADE version of Ghosts n' Goblins on an 8-bit NES? Now that's pure Science Fiction.
The ARCADE version of Ghosts n' Goblins (1985) A Nintendo Entertainment System
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Current location. #FoundFootage #Crypticus
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Alfredo Alcala's artwork was UNBELIEVABLE. The man would regularly drop fine art masterpieces like this in monthly Marvel comics. These should be in a museum. #Comics #Art
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Current location
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Robert Palmer used to do an amazing version of I Am The Black Wizards
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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That's how this album cover makes me feel like: Hell Yeah
GATES OF ISHTAR "The Dawn of Flames"
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I choose Wez, who is a mix of both.
Wez The Magnificent from Lord Humongous' gang
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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SO MANY books I'm not buying because the cover is boring or ugly or just text only. I don't need to own that. Get a real cover artist!

Which one of these would YOU spend your cash on? #BookSky
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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RIP, Udo. You weren't always the Udo we deserved, but you were always the Klaus Kinski that we wished we wanted... or something.
Udo Kier, Udo Kiering
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Watching the making of Guillermo's FRANKENSTEIN & I love that he somehow talked Netflix into building all this awesome stuff for him to play with. He's like a hog in shit. #FilmSky #Horror
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM