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Crumblin Jim

@crumblinjim.bsky.social

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Nothing remotely interesting to say, I’ve been told. Aston Villa fan, currently bemused. (I was at VP when Billy McNeill was there). #AVFC Brummie happily exiled in Leicestershire. You can have imposter syndrome and be an imposter.

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · Apr 9

All this talk of Rices goals, as wonderful as they are, reminds me of this thunder bastard by McGinn.

The dunk off the bar is just a thing of beauty.

#AVFC #VILLA

John McGinn vs Sheffield Wednesday Wonder strike

YouTube video by AVFC Goals

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 5h

Are you doing a supercut to save us poor souls having to suffer all of the programme?

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 17h

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 1d

Filed in the accounts as an “investment”.

What ever they coughed up to that ball bag, it will pay off.

Handsomely.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, it was when, not if against that team.

The Wednesday owner really needs to get gone and let someone decent run it.

I know the fans are protesting, and fair play to them, but the ground that empty is really grim.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 1d

You enjoying big Dazza and Ally “what you said Darren, yes, that is correct” McCoist?

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 1d

“Glad you put that box of helium balloons at the bottom, you ugly bastard”

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 1d

This will give comedy writers quality scripts for ages.

Gold this stuff…GOLD I tells ya.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 1d

Ahh, the flat face brothers, good to see them back in work.

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 3d

a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is laughing on a stage .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is laughing on a stage .

media.tenor.com

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 3d

Incredible when you think that she could only play guitar before the op….

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 3d

As a kid the chippie by us did a wicked curry sauce and that had raisins in it.

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 3d

If they do force a change in the decision, these idiots need to work the game shift with the rozzers just to see the real world consequences of their actions.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 4d

With this @wefail.bsky.social hanging up, I wouldn’t have thought I would be in the “undecided” column.

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 4d

"And now the pools results;

Appeasing Racists And It Inevitably Blowing Up In Your Face 9 - 0 Being A Basically Competent Prime Minister "

Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 4d

Oh look. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Maccabi v Hapoel called off by police after 'violent riots'

The derby between Maccabi and Hapoel is cancelled before kick-off after police say

www.bbc.co.uk

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 4d

Deffo “One for the kids”, that reference.

Next up - spot the ball.

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 4d

Having drunk enough ale, and had plenty pours like that, I’d suggest some secondary fermentation in the keg, that makes it pour like a bastard and give you the Douglas Hurd finish in the glass.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 4d

We went to a Korean place last year and they did a KFC. Loved it so had a run at it myself.

Is so good, and yes, I burnt my mouth as I could not wait for it to cool down.

Strong recommend.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 4d

The LDV factory was at the bottom of our road, as a kid, and my granddad worked on the production line.

Based on some of the stuff he said he’d seen and done, they were shit vans.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 5d

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 5d

Exactly my response when I heard it on the news.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 5d

cat bowl rice…sounds forrin to me.

I’m calling the Murica embassy

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 5d

Sounds like a suitably cack B-side to a Malcolm McLaren cack song.

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Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 5d

Straight to Git Mo with this wrong ‘un.

Crumblin Jim @crumblinjim.bsky.social · 5d

I’m soaking my beans ready to do a fabada asturiana tomorrow.

I will expect Starmer to get involved and tell me to desist and breakout the egg and cress sandwiches.

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