Crumblin Jim
@crumblinjim.bsky.social
Nothing remotely interesting to say, I’ve been told. Aston Villa fan, currently bemused. (I was at VP when Billy McNeill was there). #AVFC
Brummie happily exiled in Leicestershire.
You can have imposter syndrome and be an imposter.
Brummie happily exiled in Leicestershire.
You can have imposter syndrome and be an imposter.
These were ace. 10p a go, but you could easily crack the back off it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
These were ace. 10p a go, but you could easily crack the back off it.
“Oooof…pretend, he said. Pedantic swagger, he said…”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Oooof…pretend, he said. Pedantic swagger, he said…”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
Might I point out that you said you were shovelling snow, ON the driveway.
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Might I point out that you said you were shovelling snow, ON the driveway.
Gonna walk to the boozer like…
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Gonna walk to the boozer like…
Cans we introduce Eben Etzebeth to that cunt?
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Cans we introduce Eben Etzebeth to that cunt?
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
These bao’s were magnificent. A place called Tiger bites Pig in brum.
So what if I ate those and two more.
So what if I ate those and two more.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
These bao’s were magnificent. A place called Tiger bites Pig in brum.
So what if I ate those and two more.
So what if I ate those and two more.
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
(That’s me wondering where I’ve put my keys.)
(That’s me wondering where I’ve put my keys.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
(That’s me wondering where I’ve put my keys.)
(That’s me wondering where I’ve put my keys.)
Every ‘kin year this faux argument…
It’s not even a very good film.
It’s not even a very good film.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Every ‘kin year this faux argument…
It’s not even a very good film.
It’s not even a very good film.
Nice spin on one of my favourite t-shirts.
Jobs or houses, matters not to those massive racists.
Jobs or houses, matters not to those massive racists.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nice spin on one of my favourite t-shirts.
Jobs or houses, matters not to those massive racists.
Jobs or houses, matters not to those massive racists.
One moment Gerald…
Yes, I know dear, but he’s at it again. He’s gone back to the first team…
Thank you for the drink.
Yes, I know dear, but he’s at it again. He’s gone back to the first team…
Thank you for the drink.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
One moment Gerald…
Yes, I know dear, but he’s at it again. He’s gone back to the first team…
Thank you for the drink.
Yes, I know dear, but he’s at it again. He’s gone back to the first team…
Thank you for the drink.
I think he needs to change his name to Terry.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I think he needs to change his name to Terry.
I always find this helps….
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I always find this helps….
Helluva game in the Brack Super League. Ref just don’t want it to end.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Helluva game in the Brack Super League. Ref just don’t want it to end.
When you lie with piggy piggies you seem to get what you want.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When you lie with piggy piggies you seem to get what you want.
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Nowhere near as good as these fannies.
It was a bit of a face slap, but “according to the letter of the law…”
It was a bit of a face slap, but “according to the letter of the law…”
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Nowhere near as good as these fannies.
It was a bit of a face slap, but “according to the letter of the law…”
It was a bit of a face slap, but “according to the letter of the law…”
Sir, the Arsenal fans are getting giddy again. Shall we deploy operation “knacker Saka?’
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sir, the Arsenal fans are getting giddy again. Shall we deploy operation “knacker Saka?’
