Crumblin Jim
@crumblinjim.bsky.social
Nothing remotely interesting to say, I’ve been told. Aston Villa fan, currently bemused. (I was at VP when Billy McNeill was there). #AVFC
Brummie happily exiled in Leicestershire.
You can have imposter syndrome and be an imposter.
Brummie happily exiled in Leicestershire.
You can have imposter syndrome and be an imposter.
These were ace. 10p a go, but you could easily crack the back off it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
These were ace. 10p a go, but you could easily crack the back off it.
For my grandad it wold be a Woodbine trapped in an artery covered in Brylcream.
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
For my grandad it wold be a Woodbine trapped in an artery covered in Brylcream.
When only Michael Palin will get in to make a documentary for C5.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When only Michael Palin will get in to make a documentary for C5.
None of my grandparents had mobiles, so hows this going to work?
‘kin tech bros know fuck all.
‘kin tech bros know fuck all.
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
None of my grandparents had mobiles, so hows this going to work?
‘kin tech bros know fuck all.
‘kin tech bros know fuck all.
”Whats that you say nana, the long number on the front of the card…and the three numbers on the back?”
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
”Whats that you say nana, the long number on the front of the card…and the three numbers on the back?”
“Oooof…pretend, he said. Pedantic swagger, he said…”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Oooof…pretend, he said. Pedantic swagger, he said…”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
“I’ll need a glass of water”
least they had chocolate in them.
”serious country an’ summat”
”serious country an’ summat”
Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband can't be called chocolate any more
Nestle has used more vegetable oil in it recipes, meaning the treats no longer qualify as chocolate under UK law
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
least they had chocolate in them.
”serious country an’ summat”
”serious country an’ summat”
Might I point out that you said you were shovelling snow, ON the driveway.
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Might I point out that you said you were shovelling snow, ON the driveway.
Them VAR staff gotta put their kids through Uni too, you know.
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Them VAR staff gotta put their kids through Uni too, you know.
Can’t you get hold of a pellet gun and start taking out the neighbours Christmas lights?
It will keep you busy for days.
It will keep you busy for days.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can’t you get hold of a pellet gun and start taking out the neighbours Christmas lights?
It will keep you busy for days.
It will keep you busy for days.
B side to that Killers song.
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
B side to that Killers song.
In UK airports the only exercise is usually bicep curls as the 7am pint is raised from table to mouth.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
In UK airports the only exercise is usually bicep curls as the 7am pint is raised from table to mouth.
“Clacton office”?
New euphemism level unlocked.
New euphemism level unlocked.
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Clacton office”?
New euphemism level unlocked.
New euphemism level unlocked.
LGM crispy chilli is incredible stuff. On baked salmon, chicken, bacon sandwiches and especially on scrambled eggs.
One of the best ingredients.
One of the best ingredients.
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
LGM crispy chilli is incredible stuff. On baked salmon, chicken, bacon sandwiches and especially on scrambled eggs.
One of the best ingredients.
One of the best ingredients.
Oh, believe me, as a Villa fan I got a LOT of joy from yesterdays game.
It’s still buzzing around me this morning.
It’s still buzzing around me this morning.
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Oh, believe me, as a Villa fan I got a LOT of joy from yesterdays game.
It’s still buzzing around me this morning.
It’s still buzzing around me this morning.
We all sound like Shakespeare or Australians don’t we?
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We all sound like Shakespeare or Australians don’t we?
Gonna walk to the boozer like…
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Gonna walk to the boozer like…
Set up the BBC Sport app alerts for when there is a wicket.
You will have great night sleep.
You will have great night sleep.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Set up the BBC Sport app alerts for when there is a wicket.
You will have great night sleep.
You will have great night sleep.
I’m going to do a “Qatar”, and swerve the ‘kin lot of it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I’m going to do a “Qatar”, and swerve the ‘kin lot of it.
Watched as much of that farce as I will the tournament.
Fuck all.
Fuck all.
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Watched as much of that farce as I will the tournament.
Fuck all.
Fuck all.
