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Crocket Puncher
@crocket.bsky.social
27 or more or fewer years old
he/him
Monster aficionado
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if you generate images instead of using your brain and hands do not follow me or look at me
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Excited whenever Divinity is being talked about again. I am still grisping this Eternal bastard and shaking him violently.
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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frogmouth #knight
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Your honor, he is just a little boy to me.
Having an Invader Zim Hyperfixation 20 years late IG.
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Me: How much purple do you want this week?
Also me: Yes.

The parts -are- floating, which makes an already questionable design well beyond the bounds of good reason.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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okay so this sale is ending on the 19th!!! if you wanna get in on this and get these prices you need to get into touch with me and get it ordered BY THEN!!! #lancer #LancerRPG #Gundam #mecha #commissions
MECHA GROUP DISCOUNT SALE THING!!!
Please share around I would really appreciate it <3
I can answer any questions you may have in the comments <3
#LancerRPG #Lancer #Gundam
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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lambdadelta as a kirby character
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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unfinished commission
December 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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The low ammo warning on the HUD pops up for the 50th time, it's getting irritati-.
"Fix bayonets!"
The order didn't register consciously to me at first, by the time it did, it was already attached. I though these things were a joke from the logistics corps, guess not.
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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the best painters you've ever seen are out there, they either paint coco bandicoot porn or weird historical guro porn of aztec human sacrifices
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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that animal farm movie starring seth rogen is the film equivalent of bait and i will not bite
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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QRP with something with horns

yknow what
bowsette time
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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This is honestly why definitive 'there is no other life in the universe' statements sound so insane to me, how the hell can you know that for sure when we're finding out new stuff all the fuckin time.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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There was a time when we could dance until a quarter to ten
We never thought it would end then
We never thought it would end
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fanart for my friend jen for our ttrpg game (:
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I took a detour to the edge of the city to take a picture of these amazing sundogs over Winnipeg caused by ice crystals blowing around in the sky.
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Quote with your art with horns 🤍
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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it bears repeating but if I see any of yall playing that wizard game it's actually over for you. it's not even on-sight cause I ain't never gonna see you again.
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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sneering
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Oh my God, he made it!!!!
All I want for Christmas is for Dick Van Dyke to make it through nine more days to his 100th birthday
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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And I think I'm calling her done, bit sloopy on the values but we'll blame that on going heavy on the red.

One day I'll find a pathfinder table for her, but for now she goes back on the shelf with all of the other character conepts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Friendly reminder that posting artwork on X automatically volunteers it to Grok for gen AI training, through the license you must accept to to use X
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM