Keyser So Thick
@crissysnow08.bsky.social
Southern randomness. Slicker than slow tongue. Occasional chaos purveyor.
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Morning sex is not great it's subjective. You interrupt the sleep of the wrong woman for morning sex and she gon Tony Jaa the shit outta you
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November 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Morning sex is not great it's subjective. You interrupt the sleep of the wrong woman for morning sex and she gon Tony Jaa the shit outta you
I know everyone is so focused on Trump, but he is really not even my issue… The bigger issue is Vance. That’s who we really need to worry about.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know everyone is so focused on Trump, but he is really not even my issue… The bigger issue is Vance. That’s who we really need to worry about.
Reviews and guest photos.
When looking up hotels what’s the most important thing for you before you book it?
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reviews and guest photos.
Ken the Man slid all over this deluxe album 🔥
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ken the Man slid all over this deluxe album 🔥
Catching up on #Bellecollective. Lateshia looks absolutely stupid being mad at Latrice about her husband being in somebody else’s DMs. So what if it came up at Latrice house… Your husband was still dancing on somebody in February of this year! Girl…
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November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Catching up on #Bellecollective. Lateshia looks absolutely stupid being mad at Latrice about her husband being in somebody else’s DMs. So what if it came up at Latrice house… Your husband was still dancing on somebody in February of this year! Girl…
NOW THAT IS HOW YOU FIELD IN THE OUTFIELD!!!
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November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
NOW THAT IS HOW YOU FIELD IN THE OUTFIELD!!!
Baseball has got to be one of the most frustrating sports. As a parent of a player, specifically one that cares, makes that stress and frustration 1000x worse. But you learn that even in failure, there’s something positive. Missing the ball 7 out of 10 times still means you’re a great player.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Baseball has got to be one of the most frustrating sports. As a parent of a player, specifically one that cares, makes that stress and frustration 1000x worse. But you learn that even in failure, there’s something positive. Missing the ball 7 out of 10 times still means you’re a great player.
You all do not have any idea how much Mookie reminds me of my son!!! I know parents say that… But it really is very very similar. They’re swing. Outfield ability. Even watching him currently in the slump… I almost shed a tear because it was like watching my own fight out of a slump.
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You all do not have any idea how much Mookie reminds me of my son!!! I know parents say that… But it really is very very similar. They’re swing. Outfield ability. Even watching him currently in the slump… I almost shed a tear because it was like watching my own fight out of a slump.
YAAAAAAAAY MOOKIE!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
YAAAAAAAAY MOOKIE!!!!
The way I’m about to disassociate as soon and close this laptop!
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October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The way I’m about to disassociate as soon and close this laptop!
My turkey is never dry… I cook it breast side down until the very end… only flip it for crispy skin and visual appeal. I understand others ick of it but it’s just not been my experience…
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October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My turkey is never dry… I cook it breast side down until the very end… only flip it for crispy skin and visual appeal. I understand others ick of it but it’s just not been my experience…
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It’s really telling how much both sides are trying to sabotage Mamdani at all levels of government. And they are blatant about it too
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s really telling how much both sides are trying to sabotage Mamdani at all levels of government. And they are blatant about it too
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Who the hell is eating potato salad at Thanksgiving??
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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why are ethnic people acting like most of us don't use aunt and uncle when a relative, hell even a non relative, is older?! i call my parents first cousins aunt and uncle, because we are black southerners and i would never be grown enough to call them by their first names, raw.
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
why are ethnic people acting like most of us don't use aunt and uncle when a relative, hell even a non relative, is older?! i call my parents first cousins aunt and uncle, because we are black southerners and i would never be grown enough to call them by their first names, raw.
In today’s climate…. If your job offered you an early retirement/buyout to where they would pay you for a year…. Would you take it?
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In today’s climate…. If your job offered you an early retirement/buyout to where they would pay you for a year…. Would you take it?
I’m in need of a great protein conditioner and either leave in or hair cream. Suggestions?
I’ve put so much heat on my hair this year. It’s time to cut, repair, and put up for a couple months.
#cosmetology #blacksky
I’ve put so much heat on my hair this year. It’s time to cut, repair, and put up for a couple months.
#cosmetology #blacksky
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October 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m in need of a great protein conditioner and either leave in or hair cream. Suggestions?
I’ve put so much heat on my hair this year. It’s time to cut, repair, and put up for a couple months.
#cosmetology #blacksky
I’ve put so much heat on my hair this year. It’s time to cut, repair, and put up for a couple months.
#cosmetology #blacksky
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I lowkey hate that "being pussy" is equated with weakness. Cus the pussior is anything but that.
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I lowkey hate that "being pussy" is equated with weakness. Cus the pussior is anything but that.
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Do I believe blocking government accounts somehow secrets away my online identity or history from the US government here or elsewhere?
Be serious.
I'm doing so because I don't want any part of the propaganda machine directly injected into my feed.
Be serious.
I'm doing so because I don't want any part of the propaganda machine directly injected into my feed.
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Do I believe blocking government accounts somehow secrets away my online identity or history from the US government here or elsewhere?
Be serious.
I'm doing so because I don't want any part of the propaganda machine directly injected into my feed.
Be serious.
I'm doing so because I don't want any part of the propaganda machine directly injected into my feed.
Tally ho city limits for the 3rd time this month. Let Homecoming begin! 🧡💚
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October 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Tally ho city limits for the 3rd time this month. Let Homecoming begin! 🧡💚
Too busy trying to be Billy Good Balance and show off without help and down he went. Stupid.
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Too busy trying to be Billy Good Balance and show off without help and down he went. Stupid.
We really don’t be gaf 🤣😭
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October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We really don’t be gaf 🤣😭
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How many oranges on that tree does Vic Mensa have???
Vic Mensa, an American rapper born and raised in Chicago, breaks down ICE raids and the politics of division.
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How many oranges on that tree does Vic Mensa have???
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The nerve of a grown man telling his child, "The phone works both ways," is crazy bum activity. 😒
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The nerve of a grown man telling his child, "The phone works both ways," is crazy bum activity. 😒
I’m going to take it easy for Hoco this year. I just don’t feel like getting ‘dressed’. This is absolutely abnormal for me and may be the peri talking but I don’t just have the energy for it.
Always cute per usu just not doing too much…
Always cute per usu just not doing too much…
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October 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m going to take it easy for Hoco this year. I just don’t feel like getting ‘dressed’. This is absolutely abnormal for me and may be the peri talking but I don’t just have the energy for it.
Always cute per usu just not doing too much…
Always cute per usu just not doing too much…
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I need more money than problems this year
Let's Go!
Let's Go!
October 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I need more money than problems this year
Let's Go!
Let's Go!