Crisis Management
@crisismgmt.bsky.social
Helping the Titanic rearrange its deckchairs since 2025. Not the solutions the world needs; those the world deserves.
We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.
We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.
Pinned
This is everything. As we all continue to cower behind our own self-interest, the world burns.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
We saw on Friday elite solidarity rather than professional solidarity when Trump called a female reporter “piggy” and not a single one of her colleagues came to her defense—presumably because they didn’t want to threaten their own proximity to power.
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is everything. As we all continue to cower behind our own self-interest, the world burns.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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What was actually said is that progressives throughout the world DO see the US as a cautionary tale. It's why Poilievre didn't win the Canadian elections.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What was actually said is that progressives throughout the world DO see the US as a cautionary tale. It's why Poilievre didn't win the Canadian elections.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
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This got me blocked… Wow.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This got me blocked… Wow.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives.
And then they wonder why things are the way they are.
#ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Behold, THIS is how you motivate your troops.
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Behold, THIS is how you motivate your troops.
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
#WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also:
#GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings
#ElbowsUp
Watching the World Series, one thing is clear: North American pro sports REALLY need to up their chanting game. It's not just pathetic, it's downright irritating.
Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli)
#MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers
(We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli)
#MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers
(We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that).
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that).
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
www.thebeaverton.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
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Here's my latest from The Economist. You can learn more about it here: Kaltoons.substack.com
#middleeast #peace #Dove #Israel #palestine #cartoon #satire
#middleeast #peace #Dove #Israel #palestine #cartoon #satire
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Here's my latest from The Economist. You can learn more about it here: Kaltoons.substack.com
#middleeast #peace #Dove #Israel #palestine #cartoon #satire
#middleeast #peace #Dove #Israel #palestine #cartoon #satire
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It's not supposed to help.
None of it was ever supposed to help.
Calling them out on their hypocrisy does not work, has not worked, WILL NOT WORK.
You need to start treating this for what it is: a coup. A dismantling of the commons for the benefit of a kleptocratic few.
FIGHT BACK—FFS.
#ElbowsUP
None of it was ever supposed to help.
Calling them out on their hypocrisy does not work, has not worked, WILL NOT WORK.
You need to start treating this for what it is: a coup. A dismantling of the commons for the benefit of a kleptocratic few.
FIGHT BACK—FFS.
#ElbowsUP
Welp—CDC’s entire data team for its legendary national health and nutrition survey (NHANES)—our health census—has been laid off. Now we are flying blind to nutrition and chronic disease status in the U.S.—is this supposed to help us be MAHA? www.statnews.com/2025/10/14/c...
CDC team running top survey on health and nutrition is laid off
NHANES has collected data on eating patterns, diabetes, and other common diseases for decades. The CDC team that runs it has been fired.
www.statnews.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It's not supposed to help.
None of it was ever supposed to help.
Calling them out on their hypocrisy does not work, has not worked, WILL NOT WORK.
You need to start treating this for what it is: a coup. A dismantling of the commons for the benefit of a kleptocratic few.
FIGHT BACK—FFS.
#ElbowsUP
None of it was ever supposed to help.
Calling them out on their hypocrisy does not work, has not worked, WILL NOT WORK.
You need to start treating this for what it is: a coup. A dismantling of the commons for the benefit of a kleptocratic few.
FIGHT BACK—FFS.
#ElbowsUP
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Pinheads to the left of me, sadists to the right
Here I am—stuck in the middle with you
[Arguing with misinformed idiots is all the more exhausting when they're supposed to be allies—when they should know better—and persist in their wrongheadedness. Humanity's in trouble, folks. Deep, dark trouble]
Here I am—stuck in the middle with you
[Arguing with misinformed idiots is all the more exhausting when they're supposed to be allies—when they should know better—and persist in their wrongheadedness. Humanity's in trouble, folks. Deep, dark trouble]
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Pinheads to the left of me, sadists to the right
Here I am—stuck in the middle with you
[Arguing with misinformed idiots is all the more exhausting when they're supposed to be allies—when they should know better—and persist in their wrongheadedness. Humanity's in trouble, folks. Deep, dark trouble]
Here I am—stuck in the middle with you
[Arguing with misinformed idiots is all the more exhausting when they're supposed to be allies—when they should know better—and persist in their wrongheadedness. Humanity's in trouble, folks. Deep, dark trouble]
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second floor
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
second floor
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“Hidalgo spearheaded legislation that constrains her eventual successor from reversing her policies & long-term goals, such as the creation of 55 acres of new green areas by 2040, and requiring at least 65% of any site bigger than 150sq.m remains soil or plants, with no building or paving allowed.”
Seine swimming pool opening gives Paris mayor another jewel in her green crown
Making the famed river swimmable is one of the final big projects Anne Hidalgo will inaugurate before she leaves office next year.
www.politico.eu
October 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“Hidalgo spearheaded legislation that constrains her eventual successor from reversing her policies & long-term goals, such as the creation of 55 acres of new green areas by 2040, and requiring at least 65% of any site bigger than 150sq.m remains soil or plants, with no building or paving allowed.”
LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe.
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe.
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK"
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
September 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK"
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
This strip is quite the feet
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This strip is quite the feet
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Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return
Great, now Australia’s gonna have a bunch of sex-crazed, autistic koalas.
[Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]
[Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]
Hey. Australia has a vaccine for Koala chlamydia.
Thats awesome for the Koalas.
Thats awesome for the Koalas.
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Great, now Australia’s gonna have a bunch of sex-crazed, autistic koalas.
[Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]
[Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]