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@crazyjim.bsky.social

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Part time Artist & Type Designer, full time homosexual. Opinions my own because that’s how opinions work. 🏳️‍🌈

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Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · Jan 30

Every time I open the news about this administration, there’s always some new low but the I realize…

a man is standing in front of a shelf full of oxi clean

Alt: But Wait, There’s More! GIF

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14h

"Are my hot flashes due to an estrogen imbalance or a rapidly warming planet hastened by unaccountable oil barons who own our elections?"

Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?

Are my hot flashes due to an estrogen imbalance or a rapidly warming planet hastened by unaccountable oil barons who own our elections? Am I irrita...

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 2h

I prefer “histrionic personality and eating disorder Barbie.”

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face .

Alt: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face .

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Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 5h

“Is that the…”

“McSweeney’s ‘Decorative Gourd Season’ coffee cup? Yes it is.”

McSweeney’s decorative gourd season coffee cup

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 5h

You would find me at the school board meeting SO FAST.

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 8h

my taxes are paying for this, unreal

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 5h

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Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 1d

SUCH A GREAT MOVIE (as depressing as it is)

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 1d

Is that from Children of Men??

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 1d

FERAL! 😆

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 1d

Wait until they discover that people just answered phone calls not knowing who it was…. Like animals.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

I think the only thing Chief Justice John Roberts and I both enjoy is a gay dinner party on Martha's Vineyard. Glory!

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 1d

JFC - I think we finally bought a PS5 last year for Christmas

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll be getting a PS6 in 2032

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus. That writing is insufferable. Do better, AI.

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

“Rehearsal” dinner!

Tomorrow’s our big day! 🥳❤️

Jim & Mike

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her

Alt: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her

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Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

I have a new lesbian supervisor. So next year, I’m calling in gay.

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

Have we really investigated… I mean REALLY investigated… if Mike Johnson is an actual muppet? 🤔

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 5d

Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

Oh well in that case, this should fix it… 😆😆😆

youtu.be/rZy6XilXDZQ?...

Black Death ("Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani)

YouTube video by historyteachers

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

Paging @muppin.bsky.social …

🚨 Alert 🚨

🚨 Alert 🚨

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

See what I mean? 🥴😆

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

Spending money saves on PT and medical expenses!

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

The only way to fix that is to dislodge it with something that is objectively more annoying. For example…

youtu.be/slMub4NtrSk?...

Afro Circus/ I Like To Move It: Music Video

YouTube video by iamLaRon

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

BONUS: I already had a PT appointment scheduled for 7:30 AM (because again, old) so that helped me to get some of it worked out.

Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 4d

Right??? Youth is definitely wasted on the young.