Corgiani 🏳️⚧️
@corgiani.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ Engineer Silly Mutt Mess ❤️
Half-shitpost, half-serious
🔞 MINORS, DO NOT EXIST. 🔞
Half-shitpost, half-serious
🔞 MINORS, DO NOT EXIST. 🔞
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Corgiani 🏳️⚧️
@corgiani.bsky.social
· Jan 18
🫖Anti-Gas Kettle🫖
It seems protests are coming back in fashion for a number of reasons. As such, I want to reintroduce my
✨tear gas neutralization system.✨
Please only use this if you have the proper eye-protection and masks to approach an active shell.
🔗 Links below 🔗
It seems protests are coming back in fashion for a number of reasons. As such, I want to reintroduce my
✨tear gas neutralization system.✨
Please only use this if you have the proper eye-protection and masks to approach an active shell.
🔗 Links below 🔗
You can bet if I see one of these fucking things anywhere, it ain't getting back up
"dynamic stability" ain't mean shit to a hammer.
"dynamic stability" ain't mean shit to a hammer.
Testing the dynamic stability of a Noetix N2 humanoid robot.
July 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You can bet if I see one of these fucking things anywhere, it ain't getting back up
"dynamic stability" ain't mean shit to a hammer.
"dynamic stability" ain't mean shit to a hammer.
As a born and raised Floridian, this is very rarely how gators work. These people that built this shit know as much about gators as they do human beings, which is not at all.
Florida gators are mostly docile, hunting on small prey once or twice a week, rarely going for something larger.
Florida gators are mostly docile, hunting on small prey once or twice a week, rarely going for something larger.
July 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As a born and raised Floridian, this is very rarely how gators work. These people that built this shit know as much about gators as they do human beings, which is not at all.
Florida gators are mostly docile, hunting on small prey once or twice a week, rarely going for something larger.
Florida gators are mostly docile, hunting on small prey once or twice a week, rarely going for something larger.
X-Files
TV Trivia! 📺
Can you name this television show?
Can you name this television show?
July 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
X-Files
Not a single suggestion has three-syllables.
June 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not a single suggestion has three-syllables.
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get ye fucked
HUGE NEWS: The Senate Parliamentarian has struck the ban on Medicaid dollars for gender-affirming care trans people from the One Big Beautiful Bill!
www.budget.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
www.budget.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
Byrd Rule Violations Continue to Mount on the Republicans’ “One Big, Beautiful Bill” | U.S. Senate Committee On The Budget
The Official U.S. Senate Committee On The Budget
www.budget.senate.gov
June 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
get ye fucked
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Not often you see someone manage to get more than a word of truth in.
June 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Not often you see someone manage to get more than a word of truth in.
The past few years have been a lot, and I only recently got to the point where I could start to process them.
For my first 2.5 years of HRT, my doctor prescribed me insanely high dosages of Estradiol. Like absurdly high.
It entirely changed many aspects of my personality and behavior.
🧵 (1)
For my first 2.5 years of HRT, my doctor prescribed me insanely high dosages of Estradiol. Like absurdly high.
It entirely changed many aspects of my personality and behavior.
🧵 (1)
June 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The past few years have been a lot, and I only recently got to the point where I could start to process them.
For my first 2.5 years of HRT, my doctor prescribed me insanely high dosages of Estradiol. Like absurdly high.
It entirely changed many aspects of my personality and behavior.
🧵 (1)
For my first 2.5 years of HRT, my doctor prescribed me insanely high dosages of Estradiol. Like absurdly high.
It entirely changed many aspects of my personality and behavior.
🧵 (1)
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Trans women are biologically female
Cis women are ✨️valid✨️🤗
Cis women are ✨️valid✨️🤗
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trans women are biologically female
Cis women are ✨️valid✨️🤗
Cis women are ✨️valid✨️🤗
Okay, @summoningsalt.bsky.social I don't think a piece of merch has ever called me out so well.
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Okay, @summoningsalt.bsky.social I don't think a piece of merch has ever called me out so well.
🌸🌼Me, a perfect delicatice flower princess🌸🌼: "Would you love me if I was a worm?"
My dastardly partner: "I would love you MORE if you were a worm"
I am so unnecessarily confused and self-conscious now? Should I be a worm?
My dastardly partner: "I would love you MORE if you were a worm"
I am so unnecessarily confused and self-conscious now? Should I be a worm?
June 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
🌸🌼Me, a perfect delicatice flower princess🌸🌼: "Would you love me if I was a worm?"
My dastardly partner: "I would love you MORE if you were a worm"
I am so unnecessarily confused and self-conscious now? Should I be a worm?
My dastardly partner: "I would love you MORE if you were a worm"
I am so unnecessarily confused and self-conscious now? Should I be a worm?
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OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
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If any bloomfs are going to the "No Kings" rallies this weekend, just a PSA
STAY SAFE 🫶🏼💜
STAY SAFE 🫶🏼💜
June 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If any bloomfs are going to the "No Kings" rallies this weekend, just a PSA
STAY SAFE 🫶🏼💜
STAY SAFE 🫶🏼💜
My ultimate theory is this event is a really easy and justifiable reason to setup Martial Law overnight, and have it feel justifiable.
I've been feeling this for a bit but everything about the No Kings protest is making me uncomfortable.
It doesn't feel right. Why are there ads for a Protest? How was this setup so quickly? Who is behind it?
This doesn't make sense to me. I don't trust it.
It doesn't feel right. Why are there ads for a Protest? How was this setup so quickly? Who is behind it?
This doesn't make sense to me. I don't trust it.
June 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My ultimate theory is this event is a really easy and justifiable reason to setup Martial Law overnight, and have it feel justifiable.
I've been feeling this for a bit but everything about the No Kings protest is making me uncomfortable.
It doesn't feel right. Why are there ads for a Protest? How was this setup so quickly? Who is behind it?
This doesn't make sense to me. I don't trust it.
It doesn't feel right. Why are there ads for a Protest? How was this setup so quickly? Who is behind it?
This doesn't make sense to me. I don't trust it.
June 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I've been feeling this for a bit but everything about the No Kings protest is making me uncomfortable.
It doesn't feel right. Why are there ads for a Protest? How was this setup so quickly? Who is behind it?
This doesn't make sense to me. I don't trust it.
It doesn't feel right. Why are there ads for a Protest? How was this setup so quickly? Who is behind it?
This doesn't make sense to me. I don't trust it.
The worst trans person had to go to the worst country for Pride, and is surprised that the worst country—known for its warmongering—warmongered.
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The worst trans person had to go to the worst country for Pride, and is surprised that the worst country—known for its warmongering—warmongered.
🧡 In This House
🖤 We Believe
🩷 Women are Huge, probably
🩵 There's no huge women
🤍 But women are huge
❤️ $1.50 Costco Hotdog
🧡 There's a deal
💛 There's a dog
💚 Wood is still edible
💙 Your just coward
💜 Humans!!!
🖤 We Believe
🩷 Women are Huge, probably
🩵 There's no huge women
🤍 But women are huge
❤️ $1.50 Costco Hotdog
🧡 There's a deal
💛 There's a dog
💚 Wood is still edible
💙 Your just coward
💜 Humans!!!
June 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
🧡 In This House
🖤 We Believe
🩷 Women are Huge, probably
🩵 There's no huge women
🤍 But women are huge
❤️ $1.50 Costco Hotdog
🧡 There's a deal
💛 There's a dog
💚 Wood is still edible
💙 Your just coward
💜 Humans!!!
🖤 We Believe
🩷 Women are Huge, probably
🩵 There's no huge women
🤍 But women are huge
❤️ $1.50 Costco Hotdog
🧡 There's a deal
💛 There's a dog
💚 Wood is still edible
💙 Your just coward
💜 Humans!!!