Context.Husky()
@context.bsky.social
Yet another dog on the internet
🏳️🌈 They/Them - Late 30s - Security Engineer - DJ
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@context.bsky.social
· Mar 26
S Corp™ Certification
Sustainability without the substance.
s-corp.lol
Just launched a totally fake startup certification platform.
It's called S Corp™. It does nothing. It means nothing. It looks incredible.
✅ Instant certificate
✅ Fancy badge
✅ Zero audits
👉 s-corp.lol
For startups that want the vibes of ethics without the burden of effort.
It's called S Corp™. It does nothing. It means nothing. It looks incredible.
✅ Instant certificate
✅ Fancy badge
✅ Zero audits
👉 s-corp.lol
For startups that want the vibes of ethics without the burden of effort.
“Have you ever seen such cruelty?”
A drawing of Dillon being punished (in public) that i did i think last week
January 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
“Have you ever seen such cruelty?”
Intriguing.
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Intriguing.
What an utter crock of shit. This is worse than Death in Paradise in terms of shitty police work. #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
What an utter crock of shit. This is worse than Death in Paradise in terms of shitty police work. #TheArchers
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January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Never thought I’d see an Ian Dury geography round on #UniversityChallenge
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Never thought I’d see an Ian Dury geography round on #UniversityChallenge
Wouldn’t look out of place at EMF
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Wouldn’t look out of place at EMF
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Vodafone Germany is killing the open internet – one peering connection at a time
https://coffee.link/vodafone-germany-is-killing-the-open-internet-one-peering-connection-at-a-time/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45848484
https://coffee.link/vodafone-germany-is-killing-the-open-internet-one-peering-connection-at-a-time/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45848484
Vodafone Germany is killing the open internet — one peering connection at a time
The telecom giant claims its exit from public internet exchanges will give customers "lower latencies." The evidence suggests they're in for a nightmare.
coffee.link
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Vodafone Germany is killing the open internet – one peering connection at a time
https://coffee.link/vodafone-germany-is-killing-the-open-internet-one-peering-connection-at-a-time/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45848484
https://coffee.link/vodafone-germany-is-killing-the-open-internet-one-peering-connection-at-a-time/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45848484
A teacher of poets, quite famous,
Was seeking a rhyme word for heinous.
He mused, “is it Penis?
It rhymes with such cleanness!”
But no; it fits better with Anus.
Was seeking a rhyme word for heinous.
He mused, “is it Penis?
It rhymes with such cleanness!”
But no; it fits better with Anus.
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A teacher of poets, quite famous,
Was seeking a rhyme word for heinous.
He mused, “is it Penis?
It rhymes with such cleanness!”
But no; it fits better with Anus.
Was seeking a rhyme word for heinous.
He mused, “is it Penis?
It rhymes with such cleanness!”
But no; it fits better with Anus.
Oh my sides are splitting. A contestant on #UniversityChallenge just gave Toxteth O’Grady as an answer.
(A reference to the Young Ones episode Bambi in case you didn’t know.
He had the world’s stickiest bogey. )
(A reference to the Young Ones episode Bambi in case you didn’t know.
He had the world’s stickiest bogey. )
October 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh my sides are splitting. A contestant on #UniversityChallenge just gave Toxteth O’Grady as an answer.
(A reference to the Young Ones episode Bambi in case you didn’t know.
He had the world’s stickiest bogey. )
(A reference to the Young Ones episode Bambi in case you didn’t know.
He had the world’s stickiest bogey. )
Passed my motorcycle theory test on Friday. This question I have no idea about if I got right.
“You leave the choke on on your motorcycle, when will this affect your driving ability “
A) going uphill
B) accelerating
C) slowing down
D) indicating
Now. I guessed at B.
“You leave the choke on on your motorcycle, when will this affect your driving ability “
A) going uphill
B) accelerating
C) slowing down
D) indicating
Now. I guessed at B.
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Passed my motorcycle theory test on Friday. This question I have no idea about if I got right.
“You leave the choke on on your motorcycle, when will this affect your driving ability “
A) going uphill
B) accelerating
C) slowing down
D) indicating
Now. I guessed at B.
“You leave the choke on on your motorcycle, when will this affect your driving ability “
A) going uphill
B) accelerating
C) slowing down
D) indicating
Now. I guessed at B.
This is so weird, yet absorbing. Took me about 35 minutes to get all the way through.
BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is so weird, yet absorbing. Took me about 35 minutes to get all the way through.
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Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.
September 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.
Gender Neutral Toilets in a pub in North Yorkshire. There is hope for the world.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Gender Neutral Toilets in a pub in North Yorkshire. There is hope for the world.
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
One for @edent.tel
The council got rid of the benches at the foot of Leith walk and the locals have responded appropriately...
August 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
One for @edent.tel
I once advised a startup who had come up with an idea similar to this, but theirs was based on tiny cameras and opencv. I told them that it was a horrendously bad idea, open to exploitation and abuse.
Hope this one isn’t quite the penile horror show.
Hope this one isn’t quite the penile horror show.
August 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I once advised a startup who had come up with an idea similar to this, but theirs was based on tiny cameras and opencv. I told them that it was a horrendously bad idea, open to exploitation and abuse.
Hope this one isn’t quite the penile horror show.
Hope this one isn’t quite the penile horror show.
I grew an obscenely large cucumber
19” long. 8” circumference, 960g
19” long. 8” circumference, 960g
August 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I grew an obscenely large cucumber
19” long. 8” circumference, 960g
19” long. 8” circumference, 960g
A likely story.
It has been brought to our attention that some sections of Article 1 are missing from the Constitution Annotated (constitution.congress.gov) website. We’ve learned that this is due to a coding error. We have been working to correct this and expect it to be resolved soon.
August 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A likely story.
What an unexpected place for Linux to turn up.
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
What an unexpected place for Linux to turn up.
@ryanairofficial.bsky.social are you still flying direct bhx-arn?
July 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@ryanairofficial.bsky.social are you still flying direct bhx-arn?
Was it flying ant day for anyone else today?
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Was it flying ant day for anyone else today?
Today in: skills I learned from Tim Hunkin and Secret Life of Machines, Vacuum Cleaner repair.
June 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Today in: skills I learned from Tim Hunkin and Secret Life of Machines, Vacuum Cleaner repair.
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This is *NOT* breaking news and the BBC shouldn't be doing this.
Breaking news alerts should be used sparingly.
Breaking news alerts should be used sparingly.
May 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is *NOT* breaking news and the BBC shouldn't be doing this.
Breaking news alerts should be used sparingly.
Breaking news alerts should be used sparingly.
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white smoke just came out of our router... this means that the DHCP conclave has ended and a new IP address has been selected
May 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
white smoke just came out of our router... this means that the DHCP conclave has ended and a new IP address has been selected