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Wayne Myers
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Dreamer, muesli enthusiast, he/him etc. Placeholder account. Not here. Ok, maybe a tiny bit here. Find me mostly over on Mastodon at @[email protected] or wayne.conniptions.org
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Unlike Clarkson, or Sugar, Andrew Neil actually fronted BBC politics programmes, at the same time was the publisher of a right-wing Conservative magazine and freely expressed his very right wing opinions on Twitter.

Not once did he come under pressure to step down
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I wanted dinner recommendations so I scraped 13,000+ London restaurants and accidentally discovered Google Maps is running a shadow economy. Anyway here's a dashboard and a political economy thesis: open.substack.com/pub/laurenle...
How Google Maps quietly allocates survival across London’s restaurants - and how I built a dashboard to see through it
I wanted a dinner recommendation and got a research agenda instead. Using 13000+ restaurants, I rebuild its ratings with machine learning and map how algorithmic visibility actually distributes power.
open.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Endless lols at the guy who came to Molly Crabapple's online talk about the Bund to tell her it was all just 'Palestinian propaganda'. This is an entirely new and special kind of stupid.
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
On the plus side, establishing that it is my laptop's battery charging circuit rather than the actual battery that is fucked has led to a lot of crap falling out of the keyboard due to all that turning upside down. Every cloud etc.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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just incredibly thrilled to announce that after months and months of uncertainty over the future of the game, and several I have bought Zombies, Run!, the game I co-created and have been making for the past 12 years:

zombiesrungame.com

observer.co.uk/the-critics/...
I’m a novelist who’s just bought a video games company. Here’s why you should care about games writing | The Observer
observer.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Immensely frustrating that I can't stream tonight, but my laptop is buggered and until I get that fixed - which could well take a while - there's no way to do it.

On the plus side, you won't have to deal with me plaintively posting my going live updates twice a week, for a while. So there's that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Stream fail tonight. Hardware issues. Bah. Hope to resume normal service on Tuesday. Double bah. And another bah for good measure.
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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it’s trans day of remembrance, and once again i am asking people to give a shit about trans people *before* they’re dead
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
drpoopys - Twitch
Tuesday Night Live Request Hats With Music
twitch.tv
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Good lord. Turns out a song I thought for many years was a Christine Perfect tune (which I've been covering for a long time) is in fact much older.

I mean obvs, but when truth finally bats you upside the head it does, and rightly. Ow. (1/2)
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Been too long since I did one of these.

Obvious comic is obvious.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Going live now at twitch.tv/drpoopys, 9.30pm (UK) #twitch #music #streaming
drpoopys - Twitch
Saturday Night Live Request Hats With Music
twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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it not only shuts down all dissent, it not only causes the entirety of the expression on the site to shift to the most publicly acceptable consensus position and narrows the window of what things are acceptable to discuss,
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
FWIW, I just added a few songs to the Official Wayne Streaming Repertoire - now up to 76 of the buggers: www.streamersonglist.com/t/drpoopys/s... - this is the kind of thing you'll get if you tune in on a Tuesday or Saturday evening.
StreamerSonglist
www.streamersonglist.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A fun stream. Two hours playing my heart out across a wide variety of styles and three different instruments. Vvv few actual viewers just yet, but these things take time and my music is definitely an acquired taste or five. So that's ok too, for certain values of 'ok'. Boo to genre.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You are cordially* invited to join me for live music tonight at twitch.tv/drpoopys, 9.30pm (UK) #twitch #music #streaming *Please BYO cordial of choice
drpoopys - Twitch
I'm Wayne, a musician based in St Leonard's-on-Sea, UK. Streamed a series of jam sessions here back in the mists of time, then stopped. Just getting back into streaming for 2025: mostly solo sets, my ...
twitch.tv
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A rock'n'roll* Saturday night for those staying in - twitch.tv/drpoopys, 9.30pm UK time #twitch #music #streaming *More kind of folky, really, but whatever
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Here is the exact announcement text

blog.google/intl/en-au/p...

Here is how as a video creator you can opt out

support.google.com/youtube/answ...
5 new features to help YouTube content shine on TV screens
5 new features to help YouTube content shine on TV screens
blog.google
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Every word of this article is true. And I challenge you to read it.
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM