Gage Holston
@commanderproton.bsky.social
26 years old
Pronouns are he/him
Pan
LGBT rights are human rights
A guy interested in Mario, Tony Hawk, Crash Bandicoot, Rayman, Ape Escape, and many others.
https://backloggd.com/u/CommanderProton/
Pronouns are he/him
Pan
LGBT rights are human rights
A guy interested in Mario, Tony Hawk, Crash Bandicoot, Rayman, Ape Escape, and many others.
https://backloggd.com/u/CommanderProton/
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Time for Backlog Clearing thread of 2025!
#1 - Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble
A janky feeling tilt game that I felt was still weirdly fun. Gets a bit difficult near the end, but it's also pretty easy to rack up lives in this game. Some nice music and surprisingly good sounding voice clips.
#1 - Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble
A janky feeling tilt game that I felt was still weirdly fun. Gets a bit difficult near the end, but it's also pretty easy to rack up lives in this game. Some nice music and surprisingly good sounding voice clips.
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For context, Mario Party 3 always has 3 hidden blocks on the board at a time.
They are placed on a random blue space, but it cannot be a blue space where a star can spawn.
There are 8 of those in Chilly Waters. 52 blue spaces - 8 equals 44. So 44 possible spaces for a hidden block to be on.
They are placed on a random blue space, but it cannot be a blue space where a star can spawn.
There are 8 of those in Chilly Waters. 52 blue spaces - 8 equals 44. So 44 possible spaces for a hidden block to be on.
According to my friend @commanderproton.bsky.social, this was a 3 in 48 chance
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
For context, Mario Party 3 always has 3 hidden blocks on the board at a time.
They are placed on a random blue space, but it cannot be a blue space where a star can spawn.
There are 8 of those in Chilly Waters. 52 blue spaces - 8 equals 44. So 44 possible spaces for a hidden block to be on.
They are placed on a random blue space, but it cannot be a blue space where a star can spawn.
There are 8 of those in Chilly Waters. 52 blue spaces - 8 equals 44. So 44 possible spaces for a hidden block to be on.
Joe is now cavedad.
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Joe is now cavedad.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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CHAINSAW MAN PACING WISHES IT WAS THIS
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHAINSAW MAN PACING WISHES IT WAS THIS
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Thanksgiving special is my second patch for Police Quest 2! With more bug fixes and additional stuff added!
archive.org/details/poli...
archive.org/details/poli...
Police Quest II: The Vengeance Unofficial 1.1 Patch : Proton Power : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
A fan-made patch for Police Quest II: The Vengeance by Commander Proton, also known as Proton Power. Previously I released 1.003 and this is an update to...
archive.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Thanksgiving special is my second patch for Police Quest 2! With more bug fixes and additional stuff added!
archive.org/details/poli...
archive.org/details/poli...
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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>purchase ps1 game
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
God I hate remaster/remake culture. Losing my mind at how many reviews/comments I've seen that complain about the vertex jitter in the new version of R-Type Delta.
"Wobbly polygons" are part of the charm, aesthetic, and visual identity of PS1 games.
Old games are *supposed to look old*.
"Wobbly polygons" are part of the charm, aesthetic, and visual identity of PS1 games.
Old games are *supposed to look old*.
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
>purchase ps1 game
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
>look inside
>ps1 game
every time. it never fails.
Having a nice and basic Thanksgiving dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Having a nice and basic Thanksgiving dinner.
Thanksgiving special is my second patch for Police Quest 2! With more bug fixes and additional stuff added!
archive.org/details/poli...
archive.org/details/poli...
Police Quest II: The Vengeance Unofficial 1.1 Patch : Proton Power : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
A fan-made patch for Police Quest II: The Vengeance by Commander Proton, also known as Proton Power. Previously I released 1.003 and this is an update to...
archive.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Thanksgiving special is my second patch for Police Quest 2! With more bug fixes and additional stuff added!
archive.org/details/poli...
archive.org/details/poli...
Morning and Happy Thanksgiving!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Morning and Happy Thanksgiving!!
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I love when survival horror games such as Silent Hill 3 here include ridiculous unlockable stuff like this.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I love when survival horror games such as Silent Hill 3 here include ridiculous unlockable stuff like this.
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Sanctioning assholes is absolutely necessary or else they will continue to behave like assholes; bullying is something qualitatively different and I don't think it's possible to credibly dress it up as virtuous.
Even if you need to be not-nice to someone, you don't need to be a bully.
Even if you need to be not-nice to someone, you don't need to be a bully.
"Some people deserve to be bullied" is always wild to see because it's so deliberately childish as to make it difficult to imagine the person saying it has the moral capacity of an adult human being.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sanctioning assholes is absolutely necessary or else they will continue to behave like assholes; bullying is something qualitatively different and I don't think it's possible to credibly dress it up as virtuous.
Even if you need to be not-nice to someone, you don't need to be a bully.
Even if you need to be not-nice to someone, you don't need to be a bully.
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A lot of people online sadly think "bullying is a useful tool to change people"
Which tells you they were never bullied
That one kid in school that didn't speak English didn't become a great person because he was bullied, he grew to resent anyone that even slightly reminds him of his bullies
Which tells you they were never bullied
That one kid in school that didn't speak English didn't become a great person because he was bullied, he grew to resent anyone that even slightly reminds him of his bullies
"Some people deserve to be bullied" is always wild to see because it's so deliberately childish as to make it difficult to imagine the person saying it has the moral capacity of an adult human being.
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A lot of people online sadly think "bullying is a useful tool to change people"
Which tells you they were never bullied
That one kid in school that didn't speak English didn't become a great person because he was bullied, he grew to resent anyone that even slightly reminds him of his bullies
Which tells you they were never bullied
That one kid in school that didn't speak English didn't become a great person because he was bullied, he grew to resent anyone that even slightly reminds him of his bullies