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The PhD stands for pretty huge dumbass.
I’m in flip flops and I just passed a guy mowing his lawn
I think I need to reset my expectations somehow because it never feels like Christmas in December in Salt Lake because there is never snow anymore
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think I need to reset my expectations somehow because it never feels like Christmas in December in Salt Lake because there is never snow anymore
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh bluesky, you do it once again. People are so weird and funny
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Quick someone photoshop an empty
Rice-Eccles Stadium with the Spirit Halloween banner
The University of Utah hopes to put the future of its athletics department’s finances in the hands of a new for-profit company backed by a New York private equity firm called Otro Capital.
University of Utah nears deal with private equity firm to help fund athletics. Here’s what it means for the Utes.
The U.’s board of trustees will vote on the matter Tuesday.
www.sltrib.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Three months into asking your seven year old if they brushed their teeth and they keep lying to you:
I love Will Hardy.

Credit to u/KennyDoge0114 on Reddit for the video.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I completely get why Salah is upset, but I also get why he’s not playing. It’s tough, but I hope everyone sorts it out
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Jazz’s strategy of getting down 20-30 points in the first quarter is an interesting one. I don’t think it’s a smart way to win games imo
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s really funny that Miami is not the conference champion, because that was 8-5 Duke, but still make the college football playoffs. Absurd system, but it at least is funny
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Feels like weekends are getting shorter. I need science working on this as a priority
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Of all the sports college football has by far the stupidest playoffs and national champion. Not even remotely close for the knots they have to twist themselves into every year
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Love my hometown of Lubbock and my Texas Tech Red Raiders. Cheering for their victory today
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thank you @drewmagary.bsky.social for understanding my life style. Early dinner is the only way to live. See @nbasarah.bsky.social? This is true enlightenment
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Have you guys tried listening to music? It's pretty cool
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Dismayed to hear that ICE will be taking enforcement actions at the USCIS office here in Salt Lake City. Immigrants are our neighbors & these are folks who are following the rules. I’m committed to investigating the ICE facility in WVC on day one if I’m elected to Congress.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“AWOOOOOGA”
I'm not a big Mandela Effect guy but this one is bothering me.

My fellow olds, what did Nancy Kerrigan famously scream after she got kneecapped by Tonya Harding's goon?
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Made the switch today from Spotify to Apple Music and it was relatively painless. Imported all my playlists and saved songs, except like one or two Spotify exclusives.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wildest part: the man who opened fire apparently cannot be charged for shooting and injuring the individual lawfully carrying. I don’t know how this works, but it doesn’t seem good!
Nearly six months later.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There is only destination that makes sense for Giannis and that place is Salt Lake City imo
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Yeah, this is some extremely Colin shit. Finally saying goodbye to Spotify this year, since it’s a bad company, so here’s to my final wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I rushed through my deadlifts yesterday, since I was lifting in a new gym and felt awkward and boy, oh boy am I paying for that. I am nearly immobile
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
All I can think about when I see college sports booster money is that we need a much, much higher tax rate on these people who can pour millions into football programs
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
His and hers toilets in the coat bath is so romantic 🥰
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM