Jason Cohen
@cohenesque.bsky.social
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Philadelphia. Texas Monthly writer-at-large. Ex of Austin, Portland, Cincinnati, Missoula. Music, food, sports (no necessarily in that order).
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Love tap from Krysten Ritter obviously
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sickoscommittee.org
Remembering the time they experimented with (but never sold) fried caffeine at the Texas State Fair.

"...with the power of three Red Bulls in it."
"I was actually pretty upset. I thought I had a real winner," Zable said today. He had
two entries that the judges tasted, including fried biscuits and gravy and - wait for it
- fried caffeine. "Caffeine is really bitter when you're working with it, but I figured out a way to mbine it with this lemon filling that made it so that it wasn't bitter at all — it just had this lemon jelly donut taste, with the power of three Red Bulls in it. Judges didn't
go for it."
cohenesque.bsky.social
I did not encourage this part (but Stephen's long gone. I know, because instead of running into him at Bunk Bar or Wonder Ballroom I saw him across the room at Silkworm in Chicago recently).
jtramsay.bsky.social
I’ve been in Portland since Sunday and am outraged by how much I enjoyed @powells.bsky.social as well as all of @cohenesque.bsky.social’s recommendations. (Yes I visited Malkmus’ old place.)
Me, an idiot, standing in front of Stephen Malkmus’ former home in Portland.
cohenesque.bsky.social
It was just a little rain
oregonian.com
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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chrisdeville.bsky.social
In the Such Great Heights newsletter, I wrote about my friend Kyle Sowash, one of those essential characters who keep a local music scene going, and his great band the Kyle Sowashes, who personify indie rock to me
The Kyle Sowashes Are Indie Rock Personified
The latest B-side from my book Such Great Heights is a tribute to a friendly fixture of my local music scene
suchgreatheights.substack.com
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ryansutton.bsky.social
i wrote about chipotle's terrible carne asada but i also thought out loud about why chipotle is such a boring and undesirable fast food brand www.thelotimes.com/p/chipotle-c...
Chipotle's Carne Asada Is Bad Food x 1000
A meditation on the struggling chain
www.thelotimes.com
cohenesque.bsky.social
Big night in Philadelphia, The Flyers won a game, and I got to enter and exit Tasker- Morris on my side Broad
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jonathanmaus.bsky.social
Love this explainer of why Portland is Portland. I’ve documented a lot of this dynamic in 20 years of covering the bike scene.

She includes Bud Clark “expose yourself to art” poster… which of course he remade into “expose yourself to bikes”!
Poster of former mayor Bud Clark opening his overcoat to bikes with tagline “Expose yourself to bikes”
cohenesque.bsky.social
There was a Gritty in Portland yesterday. Among the most killjoy posts I saw on a Philadelphia FB group: "that is not the actual Gritty" and "every depiction of Gritty is an advertisement for Comcast...[which] operates in Portland...." (Okay, that one's funny) www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCfo...
Portland’s Mascot March: Protesters Turn ICE ‘War Zone’ Into Spectacle | APT
YouTube video by APT
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jael.bsky.social
if you know a single soul in…

• the Kansas City metro area
• the St. Louis metro area
• the Indianapolis metro area
• the Nashville metro area

@ekkoastral.bsky.social is playing a few impromptu shows on our way back to DC

tomorrow thru friday

our last shows of the year!!!!

linktr.ee/ekkoastral
ekko astral on stage lookin epic photo credit alec pugliese
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cohenesque.bsky.social
I'm watching Seranthony Dominguez throw a baseball for the first time in a while
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jessespector.com
congratulations to taylor and to penn state
popbase.tv
Taylor Swift will make an exclusive announcement on GMA (Good Morning America) tomorrow, October 13th
cohenesque.bsky.social
It is still my position that what the Bok Building lacks is an actual bar.
cohenesque.bsky.social
Not only has Penn State never fired a coach for football reasons in my lifetime... it never had in my 82 year-old father's lifetime.
cohenesque.bsky.social
Would be pretty funny if Northwestern just got Pat Fitzgerald the Penn State job
cohenesque.bsky.social
Have passed two people wearing Penn State gear on East passyunk this morning
cohenesque.bsky.social
Seems like every college fotoball game tonight is bonkers (but I'm still catching up on Peacemaker and peaking in on baseball at this point).
cohenesque.bsky.social
That's a solid win by Texas. There was a time when "9-2 so long as you beat Oklahoma and A&M" would have been good enough. But in 2025 they aren't out of anything.
cohenesque.bsky.social
Congratulations to future Penn State coach Curt Cignetti
cohenesque.bsky.social
Eight-time Big 10 football champions Northwestern with a big road win over four-time Big 10 football champions Penn State