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Depeche Code
@codyw.bsky.social
#1 Orphan Inspirer

Received an honorary credit on The Oregon Trail for explaining the difference between poison and venom

Buzz buzz skittle skaddle
Friendly reminder this holiday season that the person at the register has an almost zero chance of being the person who set the prices for things, so if you are upset something seems too expensive, your option is to buy something else, ask to talk to the manager, or leave. (1)
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Jonathon Pez, heir to the Pez candy dispenser fortune
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Full power to Booth Torpedoes. We'll end this once and for all.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lol, lmao even

Has to be the @whatsallthispod.bsky.social effect for number 5
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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We're hosting an emergency fundraiser to help fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need help. Currently we're $13.2k away from meeting our goal

Thank you all for the support so far, we're getting close to avoid debt!
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This this this
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you're bored, check out a little bit of this playlist and answer any of these questions

A song that:

1. You really like+why
2. You didnt care for+why
3. You expected me to have
4. Made you laugh/brought back memories
5. You didn't know about but liked

I'll do the same for your playlists!
Bangers
open.spotify.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sending out a big "stay safe" to all my midwest peeps about to get dumped on by this snow
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Now begins the time-honored tradition of Mom Bringing Out The Tupperware For Take-Home Leftovers
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What if someone climbed into the talking wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast and then it changed back into a person

Would the person inside merge with it Cronenberg-style or would they burst out and kill the wardrobe person like a Chestburster

Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving and whatever
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Made some seafood salad for today, better test it for quality by eating 3 bowls 🤷‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Should I send this to my mom
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
God took one of Ronald's McRibs to make Grimace
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The military plot/subplot in the IT show is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen attempted in television
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Filling the pockets of my clothes with shitposts and walking into the ocean
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The opening scene from Look Who's Talking with the sperm traveling to the egg but all the sperm have his voice
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I have swallowed

the harvest

that was in

the icebox

and which

you were probably

saving

for Nuzzi

Forgive me

It was delicious

so salty

and so cold
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
🎶WOKE UP THIS MORNING🎶
Me when I get myself a paper clip
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Been ruminating a concept for a short story, but I'm always worried the idea I have is ripping something else off
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Give me a letter of the alphabet and I'll post my favorite song, film or art piece that starts with it
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM