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Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 2h

Dear diarrhea,

It was a typical English mornin on bluesky, replying to horny lit'l fans wantin' ta bugger me tubthumpers, when I saw someone pretendin' to be me on a podcast. Mental! Then it hit me. They want me perky blinders on their bangers and mash! But then again, who wouldn't?

Luv, Bridge

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 1d

cloak yourself in the golden hush of various pastries

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Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

Vaxxed???

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no! Was the chicken ok?

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

Nominative Determinism is real

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

What's up with Rudy Giuliani these days? Did he die, I honestly don't remember.

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Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

Growing pains? Thats a hell of a way to phrase blatant theft

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

Karaoke night at the X-mansion never really caught on, mostly because Banshee kept performing Immigrant Song and breaking all the windows.

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

Idk but when did sirens become woke

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 1d

Ain't nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't participate in Mixed Martial Arts

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Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 2d

I have to use the app to see what food I won? A pox on you, McDonald's. A POX

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 2d

He was a sailor boy, she said see ya later boy

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 3d

American Doctor Who doesnt regenerate, he just takes the entire universe down with him when he dies

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 3d

Liver

Sucker Punch

Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 5d

Not my boy Shane

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 6d

My friends are taking their two kids. 4 front row seats. 2100 dollars 💀

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Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

There's only one young British conservative, and he just regenerates into a different form every time he's accused of supporting incest

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

Insane they didn't lead with this pic of Dr. Pepper Man, presumably taken right before he flew away to beat up an immigrant

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

Especially with cats, they just work so well lol

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

Sushi!

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

#orangesquad

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Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

Playing Final Fantasy Tactics on an Xbox is the most 2025 thing my 16 year old self could have imagined. I'd have assumed I'd have a jet pack or affordable health care before this ever happened.

Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

I love you Kronk

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Cody @codyw.bsky.social · 7d

Fairy in a bottle. I'd like a free extra life.

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Retro Game Books 🔜 PRGE @retrogamebooks.com · 7d

🚨 Free book giveaway contest 📙

Win a free copy of Video Game Maps: SNES - Vol 2. To enter, tell us which of Link's items you'd like to have in real life.

Contest ends Sunday October 12th.

Reskeets appreciated.

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#retrogaming 💌

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