Evan Zasoski
@codenameevan.bsky.social
I write code in Durham, NC. It is nice. You should come to visit. Opinions here are my own. Likes might just be bookmarks.
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January 22, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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In Minneapolis, ICE arrested a 5-year-old coming home from preschool and tried to use him as human bait.
His teacher describes him as “a bright young student.”
These monsters are sick.
His teacher describes him as “a bright young student.”
These monsters are sick.
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
In Minneapolis, ICE arrested a 5-year-old coming home from preschool and tried to use him as human bait.
His teacher describes him as “a bright young student.”
These monsters are sick.
His teacher describes him as “a bright young student.”
These monsters are sick.
Rereading Lord of the Rings, and I just got to the Scouring of the Shire, and I really quite like that not one of the four main hobbits think of the situation as anything other than a giant goddamn pain in their asses.
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Rereading Lord of the Rings, and I just got to the Scouring of the Shire, and I really quite like that not one of the four main hobbits think of the situation as anything other than a giant goddamn pain in their asses.
Seems like we’re gonna get a good test case of “comedy = tragedy + time” in about twenty years.
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Seems like we’re gonna get a good test case of “comedy = tragedy + time” in about twenty years.
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Fellas, if your "Do you want to use this AI feature?" box is so big it literally makes using your tool in the traditional way impossible, I'm gonna close it even if I was potentially gettable. I gotta be able to read my document.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Fellas, if your "Do you want to use this AI feature?" box is so big it literally makes using your tool in the traditional way impossible, I'm gonna close it even if I was potentially gettable. I gotta be able to read my document.
Was debugging some bad behavior in a data sync around very large database tables, and because I now don't want to go back rewrite a bunch of code, the concept of "big boys" is now integral to its functioning.
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Was debugging some bad behavior in a data sync around very large database tables, and because I now don't want to go back rewrite a bunch of code, the concept of "big boys" is now integral to its functioning.
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
SEEMS BAD
BREAKING: President Trump says the U.S. will "run" Venezuela after the capture of President Nicolás Maduro until a "safe transition" can take place.
Live updates: Explosions reported around Venezuela's capital
Follow live updates as a series of explosions are heard around Venezuela's capital after a military buildup in the Caribbean, tanker seizures, and Trump pressing President Nicolás Maduro to step down.
nbcnews.to
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
SEEMS BAD
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
The Pope: I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE BACK TO BASICS I CAN MAKE THIS FOR YOU PEOPLE.
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Pope: I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE BACK TO BASICS I CAN MAKE THIS FOR YOU PEOPLE.
Christmas Hot Take: I like the version of the Grinch where the Whos *aren’t* acquisitive shits.
December 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Christmas Hot Take: I like the version of the Grinch where the Whos *aren’t* acquisitive shits.
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Just writing up my to do list today
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just writing up my to do list today
I want you to take this new name and stick it waaaay up your ass. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center board votes to rename ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’
Kennedy Center trustees, installed earlier this year by President Trump, have voted to rename the center after him, said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I want you to take this new name and stick it waaaay up your ass. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
My wife having a working lunch at Costco is very Real American coded.
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My wife having a working lunch at Costco is very Real American coded.
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North Carolina nonprofits that serve victims of domestic violence and child abuse are facing funding cuts.
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
NC domestic violence shelters, child advocacy centers hit with funding cuts
North Carolina nonprofits that serve victims of domestic violence and child abuse are facing funding cuts.
www.wunc.org
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
North Carolina nonprofits that serve victims of domestic violence and child abuse are facing funding cuts.
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
www.wunc.org/politics/202...
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Turkin hard or hardly turkin?
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turkin
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turkin
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Turkin hard or hardly turkin?
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turkin
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turkin
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
I'm sorry, Chrome, did you just auto select your stupid AI button when I tab completed a URL?
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm sorry, Chrome, did you just auto select your stupid AI button when I tab completed a URL?
This feels like less a story about the power of AI and more a story about how it’s easy to change someone’s mind if you’re willing to lie with sociopathic confidence.
New research suggests AI chatbots can shift people’s political views more effectively than campaign ads on TV.
However, researchers are concerned AI companies could “set the models up to push for one side or another.”
However, researchers are concerned AI companies could “set the models up to push for one side or another.”
Voters’ minds are hard to change. AI chatbots are surprisingly good at it.
New research suggests AI chatbots can shift people’s political views more effectively than campaign ads on TV.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This feels like less a story about the power of AI and more a story about how it’s easy to change someone’s mind if you’re willing to lie with sociopathic confidence.
Not to carry any water for Netflix lighting, but it is weird how ten to fifteen years ago, half of movies were just like “throw a sickly green pallor on that bad boy!”
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not to carry any water for Netflix lighting, but it is weird how ten to fifteen years ago, half of movies were just like “throw a sickly green pallor on that bad boy!”
Bit of an unforced error on Durham County’s part to be like, “Show up for jury duty *by* 8:30,” and then be like “Jk/lol, if you get here early, we’re gonna make you stand in the rain.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bit of an unforced error on Durham County’s part to be like, “Show up for jury duty *by* 8:30,” and then be like “Jk/lol, if you get here early, we’re gonna make you stand in the rain.”
The cultural zeitgeists on this never really aligned, but I would play the shit out of a walking simulator where you just get to find out what the deal was with the *rest* of the Crypt Keeper's mansion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xt3...
Tales from the Crypt Theme Song Intro
YouTube video by CrazyAboutTV
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December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The cultural zeitgeists on this never really aligned, but I would play the shit out of a walking simulator where you just get to find out what the deal was with the *rest* of the Crypt Keeper's mansion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xt3...
On top of just the straightforward ghoulishness of it all, 250 arrests doesn’t seem like all that much for the amount of effort they put in.
The U.S. Border Patrol made over 250 arrests and clashed with protesters in Charlotte, North Carolina, during their weeklong operation that began on Nov. 15.
Federal officials have offered few details about those arrested, or when and where agents will show up next. https://wapo.st/47YGYn3
Federal officials have offered few details about those arrested, or when and where agents will show up next. https://wapo.st/47YGYn3
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
On top of just the straightforward ghoulishness of it all, 250 arrests doesn’t seem like all that much for the amount of effort they put in.