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Coastally1337

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Xennial Dad of 4/Child of Immigrants/🇰🇷🇺🇸 I’m like your Asian Dad if he was a stoner who fixes cars, gives advice and believes FUCK ICE and Protect trans kids.

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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 16d

White moderates be like

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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 4h

If your kids are already desensitized to violence and cursing (🇺🇸🫡), my little degenerates loved the Usual Suspects

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 4h

CYF’s aura would be diminished in the fine leather interior of a 1995 Mercedes S600, none of his grousing would hit the same.

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 4h

I believe the kids would call American farmers “cucks”

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 5h

You have to miss the PAT so you can roll yo, no craps cmon baby daddy needs rent

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 5h

The only people who will buy it are the horny incels in the journalist groupchat

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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 6h

If his neck is a vagina, and his mouth is a rectum, that makes his chin a taint

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h

Even Russia’s like “what’s up with all the graphic neckussy? There’s kids here”

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h

My guess is a powered blind/shade.

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 10h

Like, Mrs. 채 just got lidocaine shots on the plane and told immigration but it sounded like “choi”

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 10h

“Meritocracy”

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 10h

What if the entire grifter supplement industry is just lead microdosing en masse

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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 10h

I’m already feeling football fatigue, and I think it’s the gambling ads that are making it happen IN WEEK 7.

Cal is still over .500, the Rams are in contention and I don’t think I really care?

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 11h

Time to get into the pillow business Phil

Fuck you Oprah

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 14h

Evangelicals are pestilence ridden plague rats, I don’t want to share air with them, gross

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 14h

Motherfuckers quiet as kept IRL, they let ICE do their dirty work.

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 14h

what part of “all billionaires are shitty people” excludes men?

Why turn Ms. Swift into a permanent victim even though she literally has billions of dollars?

It’s weird, isn’t it? Are you also a billionaire? Do you get paid to defend them? 🤔

Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 15h

Is it lazy or is amassing that much wealth an unforgivable crime against the rest of us?

If you have that much money gove it away until you don’t. Shit is embarrassing.