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Coastally1337
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Xennial Dad of 4/Child of Immigrants/🇰🇷🇺🇸

I’m like your Asian Dad if he was a stoner who fixes cars, gives advice and believes FUCK ICE and Protect trans kids.
Ghost of Roger Taney is laughing and laughing
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yup, reminds me of how we almost had an immigration bill in 2008.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
UCMJ Art. 118 in the house yall
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Alito is a hack
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Multidisciplinary team of Dexters
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Or be the basis for a national law against gerrymandering, I hope
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
These pt cruiser-ass junior varsity dipshits
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They’re mad because they know what a badass that baby is gonna grow up to be.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Wanna know why white folks hate the idea of “Black Jesus” so much?
kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea from a bag .
ALT: kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea from a bag .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
UCMJ Article 118 go brrrrrrtttt
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Join ICE today!
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This lady has the gravitas of Madonna talking with a fake English accent.
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Worse than Hastert? 👀
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tax them out of existence
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They are telling you that their best interest (singular) is racism
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s worse than that bc Russ is a polite weirdo, CP3 is something else
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
While kalshi and draft kings lay odds to rubes that “Trump does the jerkoff dance” that we know he’s gonna do.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Trump: “with FIFAs long track record of brazen corruption—finally someone I can learn from!”
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Who think this shit is a game, not real life
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When I’m sad I think about the crew that actually demo’d the East Wing and the way this administration is going to shortpay them, underbus them, and leave em hanging as aggressive zealots from every arch/historical preservation society stones them to death.

It’s my happy place.
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I confess that I did not have “Trump turns 1600 Pennsylvania into a McMansion” on my bingo card but we deserve every bit of this tacky embarrassment and more.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think he should be prosecuted under the UCMJ, mostly because I think we’d have a higher chance of watching him swing, but also because it’d poetic and ironic for Mr. SSecWar.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM