Coalslag
@coalslag.bsky.social
Where were you when the dove fell in a grey sky?
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Where were you when the dove fell in a grey sky?
Things are real bad out there. My pet Canadian keeps tryna escape…
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Things are real bad out there. My pet Canadian keeps tryna escape…
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If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
This point in history is replete with the utterly contemptible…
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This point in history is replete with the utterly contemptible…
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
Okay, the world’s gone to hell, and unrelated, why am I turned on by neuropathy ads?
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Okay, the world’s gone to hell, and unrelated, why am I turned on by neuropathy ads?
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[at the bank]
ME: I’d like to withdraw my penis
TELLER: you’re going to have to leave
ME: *pronounces pennies wrong again*
TELLER: security
ME: I’d like to withdraw my penis
TELLER: you’re going to have to leave
ME: *pronounces pennies wrong again*
TELLER: security
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
[at the bank]
ME: I’d like to withdraw my penis
TELLER: you’re going to have to leave
ME: *pronounces pennies wrong again*
TELLER: security
ME: I’d like to withdraw my penis
TELLER: you’re going to have to leave
ME: *pronounces pennies wrong again*
TELLER: security
My art doesn’t need anything from you…
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My art doesn’t need anything from you…
This spit mask is besides the point…
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This spit mask is besides the point…
This just in, Trump identities the following:
Liar, Hinopotamus, and 4x4 Ostrich.
Liar, Hinopotamus, and 4x4 Ostrich.
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This just in, Trump identities the following:
Liar, Hinopotamus, and 4x4 Ostrich.
Liar, Hinopotamus, and 4x4 Ostrich.
I have no idea why you fuckers call it a skeet when bleat was right there…
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have no idea why you fuckers call it a skeet when bleat was right there…