Crystal was road-tripping across the country
@clearascrystal.bsky.social
Actress, singer, writer, bibliophile, multidisciplinary nerd. Sometimes funny. http://twitch.tv/asclearascrystal Stealing clout from Dan Olson
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At a certain point in an intimate relationship, you gotta ask them “If you had to kill me, how would you do it?”
You have GOT to know how crazy your friends and partners are. You gotta know if you’re the crazier one. You gotta know how to foil their plan they definitely thought of before you asked.
You have GOT to know how crazy your friends and partners are. You gotta know if you’re the crazier one. You gotta know how to foil their plan they definitely thought of before you asked.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
At a certain point in an intimate relationship, you gotta ask them “If you had to kill me, how would you do it?”
You have GOT to know how crazy your friends and partners are. You gotta know if you’re the crazier one. You gotta know how to foil their plan they definitely thought of before you asked.
You have GOT to know how crazy your friends and partners are. You gotta know if you’re the crazier one. You gotta know how to foil their plan they definitely thought of before you asked.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
“How much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!” —Leonato, Much Ado About Nothing
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“How much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!” —Leonato, Much Ado About Nothing
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
Not to be dramatic, but there is a deep melancholy to this loss in ways that I think I need poetry to convey
Aw, man.
Have to admit, I haven't looked at one of these for years. But when I was ter lad I read it a *lot*. (Also got up super-early on Sunday mornings for the "Farmer's Report" on Channel 56. I was a little odd).
Ave atque vale!
www.farmersalmanac.com/fond-farewel...
Have to admit, I haven't looked at one of these for years. But when I was ter lad I read it a *lot*. (Also got up super-early on Sunday mornings for the "Farmer's Report" on Channel 56. I was a little odd).
Ave atque vale!
www.farmersalmanac.com/fond-farewel...
A Fond Farewell
After more than 200 years of sharing wit and wisdom, the 2026 Farmers' Almanac will be our last edition. But our story stays alive in you.
www.farmersalmanac.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Not to be dramatic, but there is a deep melancholy to this loss in ways that I think I need poetry to convey
In light of climate change, I petition to add dressing up in costumes to some summer holiday so we can be slutty without freezing.
No moving Halloween. We’re keeping that.
Just add costumes to something else.
No moving Halloween. We’re keeping that.
Just add costumes to something else.
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In light of climate change, I petition to add dressing up in costumes to some summer holiday so we can be slutty without freezing.
No moving Halloween. We’re keeping that.
Just add costumes to something else.
No moving Halloween. We’re keeping that.
Just add costumes to something else.
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WOW okay unfollowing her now. Was a massive fan of her work and respected her as a shrewd business woman but had no idea she was stealing young mermaid's voices and putting them in seashells.
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
WOW okay unfollowing her now. Was a massive fan of her work and respected her as a shrewd business woman but had no idea she was stealing young mermaid's voices and putting them in seashells.
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*chortling through a mouthful of pretzels* video games!!
October 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*chortling through a mouthful of pretzels* video games!!
I'm getting old enough I either have aged out, or am starting to age out, of most of the discounted theater ticket programs. So obviously I'm biased. But I think they should also have discounted programs for single theatergoers and self-employed theatergoers.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I'm getting old enough I either have aged out, or am starting to age out, of most of the discounted theater ticket programs. So obviously I'm biased. But I think they should also have discounted programs for single theatergoers and self-employed theatergoers.
I already respected ASMR creators as pros/sometimes even artists, but let me tell you that level of respect skyrocketed when I realized/confirmed that they shoot the whole video and then go back and frickin’ Foley their sounds back over the top of them. For these hours-long sessions. Just wild.
October 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I already respected ASMR creators as pros/sometimes even artists, but let me tell you that level of respect skyrocketed when I realized/confirmed that they shoot the whole video and then go back and frickin’ Foley their sounds back over the top of them. For these hours-long sessions. Just wild.
We need a Ring(tm)-dong-ditch, for the children.
You can’t make people get up off their couch to answer the door only to have there be no one there anymore. The children have no pastimes.
What’s the equivalent harmless thing you can do to someone’s camera doorbell that makes them Do Something?
You can’t make people get up off their couch to answer the door only to have there be no one there anymore. The children have no pastimes.
What’s the equivalent harmless thing you can do to someone’s camera doorbell that makes them Do Something?
October 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We need a Ring(tm)-dong-ditch, for the children.
You can’t make people get up off their couch to answer the door only to have there be no one there anymore. The children have no pastimes.
What’s the equivalent harmless thing you can do to someone’s camera doorbell that makes them Do Something?
You can’t make people get up off their couch to answer the door only to have there be no one there anymore. The children have no pastimes.
What’s the equivalent harmless thing you can do to someone’s camera doorbell that makes them Do Something?
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Me, a sailor in ancient times, sailing my boat into the rocks like an idiot: Uhh a lady made me do it. By singing. Usually I'm really good at this
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Me, a sailor in ancient times, sailing my boat into the rocks like an idiot: Uhh a lady made me do it. By singing. Usually I'm really good at this
In 1800 Elma Sands’ body was found dumped in a well in New York City. When they found her discarded corpse, the first thing they did was perform a pregnancy test. This was standard practice when finding a woman’s body, because it was highly likely a suicide or murder was due to an unwanted pregnancy
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In 1800 Elma Sands’ body was found dumped in a well in New York City. When they found her discarded corpse, the first thing they did was perform a pregnancy test. This was standard practice when finding a woman’s body, because it was highly likely a suicide or murder was due to an unwanted pregnancy
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-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
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We own a house collectively with a few friends and use it as a perk for our CEO, who lives there for free. Tenant is bombastic so when he started talking about building on to the house we shrugged. Woke up today to photos of him demolishing the house. That we own. Any lawyers have advice?
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We own a house collectively with a few friends and use it as a perk for our CEO, who lives there for free. Tenant is bombastic so when he started talking about building on to the house we shrugged. Woke up today to photos of him demolishing the house. That we own. Any lawyers have advice?
Halloween costumes are becoming even more an invitation to joy w/strangers. Pop culture is so fragmented, there’s few icons everyone knows. So when someone recognizes you as someone from some show out of ????? out this year, it feels so exciting to share — we both liked the thing! You’re my people!
October 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Halloween costumes are becoming even more an invitation to joy w/strangers. Pop culture is so fragmented, there’s few icons everyone knows. So when someone recognizes you as someone from some show out of ????? out this year, it feels so exciting to share — we both liked the thing! You’re my people!
Million myriad other reasons aside for hating AI being up in the job search process, one thing that deeply infuriates me in particular is that I never consented to letting these companies have my resume — or sometimes video interview responses — to train their shitty software that doesn’t even work.
October 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Million myriad other reasons aside for hating AI being up in the job search process, one thing that deeply infuriates me in particular is that I never consented to letting these companies have my resume — or sometimes video interview responses — to train their shitty software that doesn’t even work.
Do the WoW children today know about More Dots? Have they been told of 50 DKP minus? Have the ancient texts survived? They love a crash out, so that last one seems ripe for translation to a new era
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Do the WoW children today know about More Dots? Have they been told of 50 DKP minus? Have the ancient texts survived? They love a crash out, so that last one seems ripe for translation to a new era
I know this is niche content and has only 🤏🏻 overlap with my usual audience, but I’ve been wanting a new hockey jersey for a couple seasons now and I am explicitly waiting for this Fanatics contract with the NHL to end because I refuse to spend jersey $$$$$ on fast fashion stitching and fabrics -_-
October 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I know this is niche content and has only 🤏🏻 overlap with my usual audience, but I’ve been wanting a new hockey jersey for a couple seasons now and I am explicitly waiting for this Fanatics contract with the NHL to end because I refuse to spend jersey $$$$$ on fast fashion stitching and fabrics -_-
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This week:
-Three more universities rejected Trump's extortion compact
-Over a dozen airports refused to play Kristi Noem's propaganda video
-30+ press outlets refused to comply with Pete Hegseth's new restrictions
The only way to rebuke Trump's authoritarianism is solidarity.
-Three more universities rejected Trump's extortion compact
-Over a dozen airports refused to play Kristi Noem's propaganda video
-30+ press outlets refused to comply with Pete Hegseth's new restrictions
The only way to rebuke Trump's authoritarianism is solidarity.
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This week:
-Three more universities rejected Trump's extortion compact
-Over a dozen airports refused to play Kristi Noem's propaganda video
-30+ press outlets refused to comply with Pete Hegseth's new restrictions
The only way to rebuke Trump's authoritarianism is solidarity.
-Three more universities rejected Trump's extortion compact
-Over a dozen airports refused to play Kristi Noem's propaganda video
-30+ press outlets refused to comply with Pete Hegseth's new restrictions
The only way to rebuke Trump's authoritarianism is solidarity.
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
Omfg as if apartment hunting in NYC wasn't already a maddening hell as it is...
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Omfg as if apartment hunting in NYC wasn't already a maddening hell as it is...
Happy birthday to my birthday twin Gritty @nhl-flyers.bsky.social!
(Still angling for a joint birthday party…)
(Still angling for a joint birthday party…)
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy birthday to my birthday twin Gritty @nhl-flyers.bsky.social!
(Still angling for a joint birthday party…)
(Still angling for a joint birthday party…)
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Living a moral life in an age of bullies requires collective action; it cannot be done alone. Each of us must organize and participate in a vast network of moral resistance. From this solidarity we will grow stronger. This is what our current moment requires.
September 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Living a moral life in an age of bullies requires collective action; it cannot be done alone. Each of us must organize and participate in a vast network of moral resistance. From this solidarity we will grow stronger. This is what our current moment requires.