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Cassandra
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Charismatic megafauna

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No, absolutely not. No!!
I have clients submitting AI-written reports to donors that give them six figures annually. These reports are riddled with factual errors, and a year ago we would go line-by-line to triplecheck every fact. It's bizarre.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The most I've ever agreed with a post. I visited the post office today to mail my holiday cards—didn't HAVE to go in to send them on their way. I just wanted to, and I was right. It was great.
One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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When this era of fascist grifters is over, maybe then we can consider what might be valuable about what’s now called AI (though it isn’t) and proceed with eyes open. Until then, make your own slop! BETTER slop.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Good.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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my favorite internet commenters are the ones who aren't surprised by stuff. what a cool guy, I always think. the only thing he couldn't predict is that other people would be surprised. that one always seems to get him.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I started listening to this last night and it made me so mad I thought my jaw was going to disassemble itself
Nate Silver and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race
New It Could Happen Here 💰

@bishonentype.bsky.social ‬explains how news networks have partnered with gambling sites to forecast the future and turn everyone’s phone into a casino of human suffering.

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
💀
These jokes about Calvinists were originally invented by Max Weber to promote his book “The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism”
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Not forgotten at all, I say based on seeing my mother-in-law for Thanksgiving. 🙃
love it when a comic strip reminds us of long forgotten ethnic stereotypes like "scottish people are cheap"
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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bring back shame, combat vice signaling
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Awareness carries a high cost these days. It’s exhausting. It’s meant to be exhausting, I think. This is how supremacy works. The costs of reparation are very high, and the cost of awareness comes first of all."

...yes.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sincerely wondering
Who is Gavin Newsom’s constituency? Like how many Americans feel strongly about Palestinian liberation but also hate trans people?
GOV. @gavinnewsom tells @jdcocchiarella he’s saying no to AIPAC money: “I don’t take tobacco money, oil money, and I’ve never taken AIPAC money. There are certain absolutes that are the lines that have been drawn for decades for me.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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It’s what I’m always thinking at the airport. Why isn’t there a place for my seatmate to get really sweaty before a flight?
Duffy: "My daughter pointed out a video from Dr. Paul Saladino where he was complaining that there are no pull up bars in airports, which prompted me to call Sec. Kennedy to give me Paul's number to start the conversation."
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My terrier is setting a bold new standard in his field (smelling real bad)
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
haha. yeah
I feel like we generally have an image of manipulative men as overtly cruel, cold people when most of the times I’ve been manipulated by one it’s him saying something like “the fact you have boundaries makes me vewwy sad 🥺”
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.

details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide
King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.
www.4culture.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
...yeah, actually
i would not vote for him in a primary but i have to say i find it agreeable that a guy went on TV and said "i don't think people in the military should obey illegal orders" and then assessed the reaction he got from that and thought "maybe i should run for president"
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why hasn't Pete Hegseth been arrested yet? Is there some procedural thing where he has to be impeached and removed first? Can we get those two things done then?
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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mr beast is terrorizing my flock
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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seeing all the spotify wraps giving me the same vibes as the parents i know who talk about how their 6 year old loves harry potter
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The scene ends badly as you might imagine
In a cavalcade of anger and fear

(❤️)
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"opposes capital punishment" is kind of a pillar of my understanding of myself, And Yet
There’s an established penalty for ordering the killing of shipwrecked sailors (even during a war, which we are manifestly not in) and we should apply that penalty. I would say it’s vitally important to apply that penalty, in fact.
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A church aesthetic I like a lot
Just realized tonight’s Anti-ICE community training is at the catholic church attached to the Jesuit college and, furthermore, it is done in the style of design that drives the American fash trads insane
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM