Chris10 aka Jackie (I guess)
@circuitouslife.bsky.social
I’m not a P1 but I know people who are. Rum guzzling mouth janitor.
I will now be looking at all advertisements as rich people graffiti.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I will now be looking at all advertisements as rich people graffiti.
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It’s so cold out I actually drove my car to work using my nipples to steer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s so cold out I actually drove my car to work using my nipples to steer.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
I live in the south can someone explain to me why people shovel the snow off their sidewalks. Isn’t the snow safer to walk on than an icy sidewalk?
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I live in the south can someone explain to me why people shovel the snow off their sidewalks. Isn’t the snow safer to walk on than an icy sidewalk?
We have a competition at work to try and get more google reviews. More points if you’re named specifically. My patient who I’ve seen for 4 years and has only seen me left a glowing review for her hygienist “Jackie”. JACKIE!?!?! We don’t even have a Jackie!
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We have a competition at work to try and get more google reviews. More points if you’re named specifically. My patient who I’ve seen for 4 years and has only seen me left a glowing review for her hygienist “Jackie”. JACKIE!?!?! We don’t even have a Jackie!
The computer: This file is too large and cannot be scanned for virus do you know what you are doing?
Me: Nope. <Downloads giant file with fingers crossed>
Me: Nope. <Downloads giant file with fingers crossed>
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The computer: This file is too large and cannot be scanned for virus do you know what you are doing?
Me: Nope. <Downloads giant file with fingers crossed>
Me: Nope. <Downloads giant file with fingers crossed>
Tom Hanks branded a Credit Union called Tom Banks
Tom Hanks branded fertility clinic called Tom’s Blanks
Tom Hanks branded restaurant reviews called Tom Ranks
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tom Hanks branded a Credit Union called Tom Banks
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The universe sent me a kitten. But it seemed content eating scraps and chasing off birds at this restaurant. Will the universe send me another one or should I go back?
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The universe sent me a kitten. But it seemed content eating scraps and chasing off birds at this restaurant. Will the universe send me another one or should I go back?
Left or Right
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Left or Right
Anyone know any good mechanics in DFW? Because…. like what??!! These dealerships have lost their minds.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Anyone know any good mechanics in DFW? Because…. like what??!! These dealerships have lost their minds.
Me looking online at a car for the twins: Oh this one is super cheap!
Me test driving the car: Ew this car is super cheap.
Me test driving the car: Ew this car is super cheap.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me looking online at a car for the twins: Oh this one is super cheap!
Me test driving the car: Ew this car is super cheap.
Me test driving the car: Ew this car is super cheap.
Over on the Tik Tok there is a woman calling Churches around America asking for 1 can of formula to feed her starving baby. The amount of No’s she is getting is astounding. What’s more baffling is the amount of people in the comments saying things like “what does she expect the church to do”!
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Over on the Tik Tok there is a woman calling Churches around America asking for 1 can of formula to feed her starving baby. The amount of No’s she is getting is astounding. What’s more baffling is the amount of people in the comments saying things like “what does she expect the church to do”!
If there is ever an emergency… please for the love of god do not text “call me it’s an emergency”. Text allllll the details!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If there is ever an emergency… please for the love of god do not text “call me it’s an emergency”. Text allllll the details!!!!
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Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...
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The neighborhood kids seem unhappy with the soy sauce packets I’m handing out.
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The neighborhood kids seem unhappy with the soy sauce packets I’m handing out.
When its a HOLIDAY but I still gotta work and pretend to be professional.
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When its a HOLIDAY but I still gotta work and pretend to be professional.
I can’t even with these band pick up times! On a MONDAY!!!
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I can’t even with these band pick up times! On a MONDAY!!!
Life will find a way.
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Life will find a way.
Apple Cider= Thanksgiving
Egg Nog = Christmas
You know it’s true.
Egg Nog = Christmas
You know it’s true.
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Apple Cider= Thanksgiving
Egg Nog = Christmas
You know it’s true.
Egg Nog = Christmas
You know it’s true.
I need someone else to watch The Substance with Demi Moore because my therapist can’t get me in today.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I need someone else to watch The Substance with Demi Moore because my therapist can’t get me in today.
As a working mom no one ever prepares you for the amount of times you have to apologize to your kids for having a job and apologize to job for having kids. A lot of times in the same day.
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
As a working mom no one ever prepares you for the amount of times you have to apologize to your kids for having a job and apologize to job for having kids. A lot of times in the same day.
I mean… what is even happening?!?!
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I mean… what is even happening?!?!