After getting ours my 4year old asked what would happen if he woke up in the night and saw the elf walking around and I said we’d burn him. So he’s more of a Halloween figure to us.

I love that show.

The computer didn’t crash so I took the giant file and uploaded it to the car. <fingers crossed>

My enjoyment is directly connected to the sound level. If I can’t hear or talk to the people around me I’d rather sit silently at home.

These football coaches are hornt up. Is there an anti erection pill?

You’re doing so much cooking! I’m gonna come to your house.

@bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social

You know what I’m gotta call the restaurant and see if it’s theirs or like a mascot or if they would like it to find a good home.

Well I can tell you exactly because she was at the restaurant. She loved the kitten and wanted to smell it, the kitten said peace out and ran to a different table but still looked on at us like it could get used to the dog.

I hope you choke on dry turkey.

You just raw dog Thanksgiving?!?

IN THIS ECONOMY!!! I need coupon for the 1 can.

Go ooonn

It could be cheaper to learn how to do it all myself.

So if I say John he’s gonna know who I mean?