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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 3h

I try!

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 3h

My baby making parts are retired. They sniffing at the wrong hydrant if they want kids. 😂

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 3h

But I’m pretty as fuck though.

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 3h

I scheduled a Lyft at 10:45. That bitch canceled on me because I wouldn’t walk in the rain to where he was waiting. I JUST got a ride. Lyft offered me $5 compensation. Fuck this wack ass shit. 0 stars. Never again. Bear Down.

Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 3h

Outwest Chicago!

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 4h

🗣In the middle of the barn....

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 4h

The NFL needs more flags. Feel like the game is most enjoyable when there’s a flag on every single play, as opposed to every other play.

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 3h

I just want yall to understand Washington has the worst fucking stadium in the history of the NFL and I’ve been to 22 of these bitches. Trash. 0/10.

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 4h

I’m 46 and I can’t keep these lil young boys off me.

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 6h

Wait til the 40s baby.

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 6h

I’m calling bullshit. You should’ve seen how fast they pulled out the celebration on that “touchdown”.

Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 6h

Y’all bitch ass president paid off the refs on some anti Chicago shit. Fake ass penalties and shit.

Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 16h

Baby!! I had some gumbo with some floury ass roux and wanted to beat the hell out of any and everybody.

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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 16h

Anyway.

I know what we can agree on.

FUCK Christopher Columbus.

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 16h

Don’t let her be physically the opposite of you, that’s a whole nother problem. I made a vow to never be that type of woman, especially to younger Black women.

Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 17h

They’re usually the eldest child. They crave the attention they didn’t get as a kid because they were raising their siblings. They are male-centered and (not so) secretly hate other women.

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 17h

There is a genre of Older Black Women (mostly elder Gen Xers) who feel very comfortable commenting on EVERY. FUCKING. THING.

Let you say anything to or about them and they’re clutching pearls. Fuck them.

Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

Older Black Women feel VERY comfortable commenting on your weight…

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Albanese Aficionado @cindasmommy.bsky.social · 17h

So her being a good actress means she can’t be called out for her “politics” which include *checks notes* being super chummy with a pedophile?

That makes sense to you?