FloraPostMalone
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The lower common sense.
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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
She literally just looked at them.
“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.”
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
She literally just looked at them.
Mensch
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Mensch
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OBVIOUSLY do not use AI, at all. AT ALL, for anything. I don’t wanna hear about the theoretical good version, it’s not what they’re pushing on us. The absolute worst people in the world have gone all in on this shit, and it needs to be starved out as much as possible. AI: not even once!
Sec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
OBVIOUSLY do not use AI, at all. AT ALL, for anything. I don’t wanna hear about the theoretical good version, it’s not what they’re pushing on us. The absolute worst people in the world have gone all in on this shit, and it needs to be starved out as much as possible. AI: not even once!
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Bad rap comes from bad poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bad rap comes from bad poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
Bad songs come from bad poetry
Poorly written television ... Bad poetry
because foundationally all of it is poetry
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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fallon is like the worst human being breathing that isn't a billionaire or directly involved in the trump administration or actual genocide right now, a loogie hawked onto the sidewalk given a grasping, snivelling will to paw whining at the cuffs of power. he makes jay leno look like a colossus
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
fallon is like the worst human being breathing that isn't a billionaire or directly involved in the trump administration or actual genocide right now, a loogie hawked onto the sidewalk given a grasping, snivelling will to paw whining at the cuffs of power. he makes jay leno look like a colossus
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Episode 47: Elon Musk
Walter Isaacson’s definitive biography poses the question: is it ok to be a pathetic, cruel, lying reactionary if it kind of helps you build cars?
Walter Isaacson’s definitive biography poses the question: is it ok to be a pathetic, cruel, lying reactionary if it kind of helps you build cars?
Elon Musk
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 12/09/2025 · 1h 28m
podcasts.apple.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Episode 47: Elon Musk
Walter Isaacson’s definitive biography poses the question: is it ok to be a pathetic, cruel, lying reactionary if it kind of helps you build cars?
Walter Isaacson’s definitive biography poses the question: is it ok to be a pathetic, cruel, lying reactionary if it kind of helps you build cars?
Americans blaming ANYONE else for their drug abuse problems will never cease to amaze me.
Even the cartels simply respond to the US' insatiable hunger for oblivion or false confidence.
Even the cartels simply respond to the US' insatiable hunger for oblivion or false confidence.
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Americans blaming ANYONE else for their drug abuse problems will never cease to amaze me.
Even the cartels simply respond to the US' insatiable hunger for oblivion or false confidence.
Even the cartels simply respond to the US' insatiable hunger for oblivion or false confidence.
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Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
Yes, but with one exception, which is no.
AI is shit.
AI is shit.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yes, but with one exception, which is no.
AI is shit.
AI is shit.
There's something pitiful about seeing the words 'nearly $1m penalty' and 'Trump' in one headline.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There's something pitiful about seeing the words 'nearly $1m penalty' and 'Trump' in one headline.
I rewatched the original 'Red Riding: 1974' on Tubi and I'm unconvinced Andrew Garfield has ever been better onscreen; the gangly almost-teen swigging, swaggering, and smoking his way around Yorkshire in bell-bottoms is a model of unreconstructed 70s toxic masculinity, AND he grows up.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I rewatched the original 'Red Riding: 1974' on Tubi and I'm unconvinced Andrew Garfield has ever been better onscreen; the gangly almost-teen swigging, swaggering, and smoking his way around Yorkshire in bell-bottoms is a model of unreconstructed 70s toxic masculinity, AND he grows up.
There's loads of based cool stuff to unpack in the new Anderson film but I have to take a moment to note that, whatever his gadfly political tendencies, Sean Penn's insane, pitiful Nazi Popeye performance was a masterpiece of comic expressionism. He is still a great actor.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There's loads of based cool stuff to unpack in the new Anderson film but I have to take a moment to note that, whatever his gadfly political tendencies, Sean Penn's insane, pitiful Nazi Popeye performance was a masterpiece of comic expressionism. He is still a great actor.
Okay the phrase 'their entire narrative just collapsed' in connection with MAGA reaction to the Afghan shooter has been copy-pasted like 1500 times this morning on various liberal accounts, which is a very bad look, and barely true since using locals and then stabbing them in the back is our MO.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Okay the phrase 'their entire narrative just collapsed' in connection with MAGA reaction to the Afghan shooter has been copy-pasted like 1500 times this morning on various liberal accounts, which is a very bad look, and barely true since using locals and then stabbing them in the back is our MO.
I like that Duck Dynasty turned the entire MAGA right into smelly hippies and nobody even blinked. Not even Dennis Praeger.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I like that Duck Dynasty turned the entire MAGA right into smelly hippies and nobody even blinked. Not even Dennis Praeger.
Turns out America was woke after all. In 30 years the religious right couldn't land a financial punch on Disney.
Home Depot Hit by Largest Boycott in 46 Years During Holiday Rush
Good can't think of a better place to hit with a boycott. Instant Karma for you Home Depot. You should learn to keep your mouth shut when you say up are backing 45 you always backed this Asshole dipshit dementia person
Good can't think of a better place to hit with a boycott. Instant Karma for you Home Depot. You should learn to keep your mouth shut when you say up are backing 45 you always backed this Asshole dipshit dementia person
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Turns out America was woke after all. In 30 years the religious right couldn't land a financial punch on Disney.
Once this economy implodes, the sheer necessity of a national response to unprecedented poverty and want will discredit the previous model completely and found a new social compact. The country may Balkanize.
The alternative is literally slavery and prison of one kind or another, forever.
The alternative is literally slavery and prison of one kind or another, forever.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Once this economy implodes, the sheer necessity of a national response to unprecedented poverty and want will discredit the previous model completely and found a new social compact. The country may Balkanize.
The alternative is literally slavery and prison of one kind or another, forever.
The alternative is literally slavery and prison of one kind or another, forever.
The FOX right are so old and dumb they still think beards are left-coded.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The FOX right are so old and dumb they still think beards are left-coded.
MTG made $25 mil in Congress and keeps her pension, she's not even atypical.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
MTG made $25 mil in Congress and keeps her pension, she's not even atypical.
Maybe Connections is shit. One line is always borderline nonsense and the red herrings are usually bullshit that qualify for at least two groups.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Maybe Connections is shit. One line is always borderline nonsense and the red herrings are usually bullshit that qualify for at least two groups.
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I'm very serious guys: there are a lot of mutuals all of us have on here that have decided this rolling stone article is the chance to argue that "actually data centers aren't that big of a problem, it's just industrial farming" and every single one of them is in the programming/ML training world
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm very serious guys: there are a lot of mutuals all of us have on here that have decided this rolling stone article is the chance to argue that "actually data centers aren't that big of a problem, it's just industrial farming" and every single one of them is in the programming/ML training world
Any movie where everyone has a strong New England accent feels basically well-acted.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Any movie where everyone has a strong New England accent feels basically well-acted.
'One Battle' is a healthy shot in the arm where 'Eddington' felt like chemo.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
'One Battle' is a healthy shot in the arm where 'Eddington' felt like chemo.
Catholicism is urgh Ive tried to give up booze fifty times and here I go again, wish me luck.
Protestantism is I've never had a beer I don't like the taste (I have had many beers, also bourbon,) and that is why Jesus loves me, cause he sucks too.
Protestantism is I've never had a beer I don't like the taste (I have had many beers, also bourbon,) and that is why Jesus loves me, cause he sucks too.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Catholicism is urgh Ive tried to give up booze fifty times and here I go again, wish me luck.
Protestantism is I've never had a beer I don't like the taste (I have had many beers, also bourbon,) and that is why Jesus loves me, cause he sucks too.
Protestantism is I've never had a beer I don't like the taste (I have had many beers, also bourbon,) and that is why Jesus loves me, cause he sucks too.