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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 15h

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 16h

We’ve got a gale warning here at the moment. I’m not sure the one young family that braves our street each year will get out in this weather. And we’ve got so much candy for some reason. 🍬🍭🍫🎃

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 17h

The original Roseanne on TV was a blue collar woman, as was her husband, Dan, and that made for the series’ charm. I’m having trouble coming up with a more recent example. Maybe Eleanor in the Good Place? 🤷🏼

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 17h

I haven’t used LinkedIn since 2017. Beyond that I never posted beyond my resume and avoided discussions. But what if there may soon be a ChuckE.demon loose in the AI subconscious?

Proton @proton.me · 1d

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

Fuck Andrew but also, #NoKingsUK.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

🙏🏻

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 1d

Congratulations, Tom!

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

I know, right? Instantly off putting.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

Change one letter ruin a candy
Milky Hay

Rad Wolf By Night @yourpalrad.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter ruin a candy
Butterlingers

Alice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter ruin a candy

Knickers

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

I used to listen to it commuting to work in Mass. I think the first time I heard “Hurt” I had to pull over. Two other songs I love: the Title Song and “I Hung My Head.”

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 2d

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!

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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow

Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

He’d have my vote if I lived there, to be clear.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

Is anyone worried that Mamdani is entirely too sane to be New York’s mayor?

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

Trump should release the Epstein Files.

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 2d

BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.

Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'

The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

The Prime Directive.

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

Trump is far beyond the borders of the truth.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

Taylor could do it. She’s probably got more cash in the bank than all the paper billionaires combined.

A Powerball winner could do it and deduct the $220M against their taxes. If I ever win one of the billion-dollar prizes I’ll do this. (I promise to buy and cancel $220M in US medical debt.)

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

It’s been over a month since my vape ran out and I just bought a replacement. I went with a much lower strength than I normally do, assuming my body had lost some of its tolerance, and I was right. 75% total THC (zero CBD) works just fiiiiine. 🧑🏼‍🔬💨

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

Glancing quickly at the picture and headline, I thought this was a real story. It will be someday. #TheOnion

The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

Hey look it’s the idiot who was approved as Secretary of State by 100% of the Senate (that is, everyone from both parties, plus independents).

Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

The years blurr together. I was checking to see if Kings X’s “Faith, Hope, Love” was released in 1989 but Wikipedia says 1990.

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com · 2d

If the collective medical debt of the United States is just $220 million, that concerned billionaire who paid for six hours of military pay for $130M could probably buy up the entire country’s medical debt for about the same price. Or one of the other billionaires could do it and be a fucking hero.

The new rule could pose serious problems for American consumers, who owe a collective $220 million in medical debt, and could prevent them from securing loans, buying homes, or obtaining lines of credit. The CFPB said that courts ought to overturn rules protecting consumers from including this potentially damaging information from their credit reports, which have been implemented in 15 states, including New York, Maryland, Maine, California, and Colorado.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview.

This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association.

I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 2d

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 2d

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

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