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le wife unfortunately is not the musical gay type so idk if I can convince her to have a date with me 🫠

(she got hella bored sitting through connecticut yankee)

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

this is the second time book of mormon is coming to eugene in a decade and I wanna go see the show but cheapest tix is 129/pax 🤔

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

but which sonata type is the tie?

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

(damn it I should have tried harder in high school PE’s running module)

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

(Oh 6 mph is around 9.5 km/h so I would need to train lol)

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 1d

so what I gathered here is i need to train so that I can run faster than 6 mph should the needs arise

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2d

NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting

The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...

www.nbcnews.com

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

saying no cringe like yt bois saying no homo

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

of course women don't like the cybertruck.

women only want one thing, and it's gundam perfect strike freedom with 7 weapon options (31mm CIWS, railgun, rocket anchor, beam blade, gattling gun, missile luncher, and stun unit), 2 beam shields, nuetron jammer canceller, and multi lock-on system.

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

would u like to live and work at sea?

a screenshot of job posting by royal carribean live music.

details:
What we’re looking for:

Grad Dates: December 2025 graduates or before (recent graduates available to start in the near future)
Location: Traveling the world at sea on a Royal Caribbean Ship
Dates: As soon as possible
Contract Type: Full-Time Contract (includes salary and travel, lodging, meals and health coverage)
Work Authorization: Open to all US students (including those that may require visa sponsorship in the future)

Royal Caribbean Live Music is hiring skilled musicians to perform aboard our fleet of cruise ships. This is a unique opportunity to grow your music career while traveling the world.

We are seeking talented individuals and ensembles to fill roles including:

Bands: Party, Latin, Caribbean, Jazz, Country
Soloists: Piano, Guitar, Violin, Vocalists, Percussion
Duos & Ensembles: Classical, Variety, Crossover
Orchestra & Show Musicians: Drums, Guitar, Bass, Brass, Woodwinds, Strings
Show Conductors
Responsibilities:

Perform high-quality music for live audiences onboard
Rehearse and collaborate with onboard entertainment teams
Maintain professional standards and schedules
Represent Royal Caribbean with enthusiasm and musical excellence
Requirements:

Willingness to live and work at sea
Strong musicianship and performance skills
Sight-reading ability (varies by role)
Experience in live performance or formal music training

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

this is going to the noon funct piano icebreaker activity (everyone has deaf eyes now that we’re in week 4)

Jolene @jkmbassoon.bsky.social · 3d

This took me out 🤣

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 2d

nothing but respect to you 🫡
(but also 🪦 your workflow/calendar)

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 3d

Maine isn’t real and it can’t hurt you

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 3d

Seems like yall need this pic of jack sniffing your screen

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 3d

Aller Anfang ist schwer? he's not wrong

a screenshot of Daniel Gottlob Türk's Aller Anfang ist schwer from 120 Handstücke für angehende Klavierspieler

michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 3d

well Monsieur Satie said we can’t read the text out loud but that doesn’t mean we can’t project the scores in 21st c performance can we??? 🤔🤔

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michelle sulaiman @chromeowtic.bsky.social · 3d

ok so the student’s parent is a faculty member across campus so they have access to new grove but i don’t wanna dump a new grove Satie article bc it’s too dense but I still wanna show them resources to prove hes the OG shitposter

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