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· Dec 26
In a contest of Chun-Li vs Chumlee, Chun-Li has the advantage in the fighting competition, while Chumlee has the advantage in the history competition. So it would come down to the bikini competition
Mrs. Boutros: let's call him Boutros
Nurse: what a lovely name. And what is his last name?
Mrs. Boutros: you know what? Hit me with another Boutros
Nurse: what a lovely name. And what is his last name?
Mrs. Boutros: you know what? Hit me with another Boutros
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Mrs. Boutros: let's call him Boutros
Nurse: what a lovely name. And what is his last name?
Mrs. Boutros: you know what? Hit me with another Boutros
Nurse: what a lovely name. And what is his last name?
Mrs. Boutros: you know what? Hit me with another Boutros
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Stupid assh*le (male 🙄) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Stupid assh*le (male 🙄) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron
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As this riff starts, please try to guess where it ends up (w/ Jesse Farrar)
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As this riff starts, please try to guess where it ends up (w/ Jesse Farrar)
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
Just quit my job at Wayfair when I found out they weren't trafficking children
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just quit my job at Wayfair when I found out they weren't trafficking children
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guy who loves his new shirt (he doesn’t know how to read)
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
guy who loves his new shirt (he doesn’t know how to read)
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Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
because of inflation the annual cost of the cousin walk has risen 7.4% this year. trump must resign
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
because of inflation the annual cost of the cousin walk has risen 7.4% this year. trump must resign
Stupid assh*le (male 🙄) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Stupid assh*le (male 🙄) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Tfw grok says you may just have an above average penile member based on how epicly unhinged your posts are 😏🫣😉🥰
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Tfw grok says you may just have an above average penile member based on how epicly unhinged your posts are 😏🫣😉🥰
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"I spent 20 billion dollars to make the computer say you're a freaking cuntwaffle with turd sauce! That's epic funny lolz!"
of course you did. you're 12
of course you did. you're 12
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I spent 20 billion dollars to make the computer say you're a freaking cuntwaffle with turd sauce! That's epic funny lolz!"
of course you did. you're 12
of course you did. you're 12
I was born in Epic Unhinged Vulgar Forbidden Roasts. Raised in them. I didn't see an Unepic Hinged Clean Allowed Roast until I was a young man.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I was born in Epic Unhinged Vulgar Forbidden Roasts. Raised in them. I didn't see an Unepic Hinged Clean Allowed Roast until I was a young man.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
He's Driving Backwards For An Amazing Reason
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
He's Driving Backwards For An Amazing Reason
What'll you have, smoothskin?
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
What'll you have, smoothskin?
Bro you'd better not get grok to do an epic unhinged vulgar roast of me. Dude cmon. Alright well at least don't let it use forbidden words. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Bro you'd better not get grok to do an epic unhinged vulgar roast of me. Dude cmon. Alright well at least don't let it use forbidden words. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
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The funniest thing about Bari Weiss is she’s totally useless but for the billionaire class they think she has some kind of pulse on the cultural zeitgeist. Same reason she got hired by the NYT tbh. And so Bari comes out like “all the people love Alan Dershowitz” and that’s just so funny to me
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The funniest thing about Bari Weiss is she’s totally useless but for the billionaire class they think she has some kind of pulse on the cultural zeitgeist. Same reason she got hired by the NYT tbh. And so Bari comes out like “all the people love Alan Dershowitz” and that’s just so funny to me
What's the lore behind your poop?
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
What's the lore behind your poop?
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interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
interesting!
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Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance bit.ly/4puWM6O
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance bit.ly/4puWM6O
Wow. This news has brought me and the cognitive dissonance believing community closer together ❤️
Wow - debunking “When Prophesy Fails” - the canonical foundation of cognitive dissonance theory onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wow. This news has brought me and the cognitive dissonance believing community closer together ❤️
I was reading a little Judith Butler lately. And she says gender is a performance. I asked my wife what she thought about that. She said if that was true, I'd be getting failing marks! Oh!
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I was reading a little Judith Butler lately. And she says gender is a performance. I asked my wife what she thought about that. She said if that was true, I'd be getting failing marks! Oh!