Chris Woelfel
@chriswoelfel.com
Husband. Father. Personal account & does not represent the views of my employer. Read at your own risk. :D This is for fun.
1 year down in this bitch... 3 more to go.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
1 year down in this bitch... 3 more to go.
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Just 34 people control 12% of income in the U.S. and people still think immigrants are the problem.
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Just 34 people control 12% of income in the U.S. and people still think immigrants are the problem.
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“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”
Damn...i just saw someone say that Seattle won the game just off of the kickoff return... Ouch.
Also, welcome to the couch @supremetheking.bsky.social
Also, welcome to the couch @supremetheking.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Damn...i just saw someone say that Seattle won the game just off of the kickoff return... Ouch.
Also, welcome to the couch @supremetheking.bsky.social
Also, welcome to the couch @supremetheking.bsky.social
I don't think they are ready. Look at this beautiful screenshot. Shout out to @davidspringate.bsky.social ,I know the team is pumped.
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I don't think they are ready. Look at this beautiful screenshot. Shout out to @davidspringate.bsky.social ,I know the team is pumped.
This is so annoying. I wish people would stop caring about how people live their lives. It's ridiculous. Both of them are sharing their love for food (and it was a funny video) and people wondering about some other shit. Anyone can hang around anyone without some alterior motive. Yall be so weird.
Keith Lee does a video with Bretman Rock & now there's folks talking about he's down low & this & that. Straight men can hangout & be around gay men like they're normal fucking people.
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
This is so annoying. I wish people would stop caring about how people live their lives. It's ridiculous. Both of them are sharing their love for food (and it was a funny video) and people wondering about some other shit. Anyone can hang around anyone without some alterior motive. Yall be so weird.
To me, Mike Tomlin is the best coach of the NFL. Yes, other coaches have more rings and been to more Super Bowls, but he NEVER had a losing season over 19 years! Mike should only be given respect. Pinnacle of black coaching. No nonsense. No tolerance. Just greatness.
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
To me, Mike Tomlin is the best coach of the NFL. Yes, other coaches have more rings and been to more Super Bowls, but he NEVER had a losing season over 19 years! Mike should only be given respect. Pinnacle of black coaching. No nonsense. No tolerance. Just greatness.
Good season Panthers. Young is good for the future of the franchise.
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Good season Panthers. Young is good for the future of the franchise.
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
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FIFA gonna want their peace prize back
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
FIFA gonna want their peace prize back
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I remember all of you protested your vote in 2016 because SHE was a war criminal
I remember all of you protested your vote in 2024 because SHE was a war criminal
Well wtf you have to say now 🤔🤔
I’m glad I stood on the right side & voted for Hillary Clinton & Kamala Harris
I remember all of you protested your vote in 2024 because SHE was a war criminal
Well wtf you have to say now 🤔🤔
I’m glad I stood on the right side & voted for Hillary Clinton & Kamala Harris
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I remember all of you protested your vote in 2016 because SHE was a war criminal
I remember all of you protested your vote in 2024 because SHE was a war criminal
Well wtf you have to say now 🤔🤔
I’m glad I stood on the right side & voted for Hillary Clinton & Kamala Harris
I remember all of you protested your vote in 2024 because SHE was a war criminal
Well wtf you have to say now 🤔🤔
I’m glad I stood on the right side & voted for Hillary Clinton & Kamala Harris
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Question:
How much money are we going to borrow to run Venezuela,
while Americans have no access to healthcare?
How much money are we going to borrow to run Venezuela,
while Americans have no access to healthcare?
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Question:
How much money are we going to borrow to run Venezuela,
while Americans have no access to healthcare?
How much money are we going to borrow to run Venezuela,
while Americans have no access to healthcare?
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If you blinked or turned away for just one second? You SOL, kid.
If you don’t remember the TV Guide channel, I don’t know what we’re doing following each other.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
If you blinked or turned away for just one second? You SOL, kid.
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
Yo... I just started this anime: Let this Grieving Soul Retire... And OMG it is hilarious. Loved it and finished the entire season. I need more of it.
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yo... I just started this anime: Let this Grieving Soul Retire... And OMG it is hilarious. Loved it and finished the entire season. I need more of it.
Added Gintoki, and Frieren to the collection. I'm almost at the limit of space before having to get shelves.
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Added Gintoki, and Frieren to the collection. I'm almost at the limit of space before having to get shelves.
My dog started whining and I told her: "Don't to come to me with the bullshit." and we had just started a new show and dude walked up to his buddy while I said what I said to my dog and he said: "Bullshit." Me and @eclipseblossom.bsky.social started busted out laughing... couldn't line it up better.
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My dog started whining and I told her: "Don't to come to me with the bullshit." and we had just started a new show and dude walked up to his buddy while I said what I said to my dog and he said: "Bullshit." Me and @eclipseblossom.bsky.social started busted out laughing... couldn't line it up better.
It isn't... But them prices do be crazy.
The most expensive meal you’ll ever have… will come from an airport
December 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It isn't... But them prices do be crazy.
Culinary Class Wars is the best cooking show out there...and HOW DARE THEY DO THIS CLIFFHANGER.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Culinary Class Wars is the best cooking show out there...and HOW DARE THEY DO THIS CLIFFHANGER.
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Please be that person. And there are plenty of people in the gym who are willing to help if you’re confused or nervous. Congrats on the new healthy habit ❤️
Signed,
A Gym Rat
Signed,
A Gym Rat
Don't be the January new year gym person
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Please be that person. And there are plenty of people in the gym who are willing to help if you’re confused or nervous. Congrats on the new healthy habit ❤️
Signed,
A Gym Rat
Signed,
A Gym Rat
I didn't even notice that there was a season 3 of : To Your Eternity. Shit got real... Real fast. Now it's interesting again...
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I didn't even notice that there was a season 3 of : To Your Eternity. Shit got real... Real fast. Now it's interesting again...
Both of my teams won on Christmas. New York Knicks & Dallas Cowboys!
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Both of my teams won on Christmas. New York Knicks & Dallas Cowboys!