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Chris Ward
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Left Britain for Berlin after the EU referendum, learnt German, stood in two elections, now a whisker from citizenship.

ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Speaker. Schöneberger. Crow Queen

Posts in 🇬🇧🇩🇪. Views my own. he/him #thfbleibt #fckafd
Starmer has the relationship with Trump where you just know he has to get the towel himself after.
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Powerful words.
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Daily reminder
#trumpisacunt
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
We need to stop buying American as much as we can - when you cancel make sure you tell them precisely why. And demand our leaders grow a pair and reciprocate properly when this shit happens.

www.goeuropean.org

Grab this country's tiny balls and squeeze really fucking hard.
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
1 like = 1 crow photo.
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
(Almost) literal snowflakes.
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Ah 2026, where the words "pro-Auschwitz" can appear somewhere and nobody is "wtf?!".
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Try reading this exquisite article without touching yourself, I dare you.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
"The Tories broke Britain, so vote for us, a bunch of people who used to be those Tories"
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Imagine having the brass neck to say a group of people broke the country when you were, for so long, one of the most senior and influential of that group.
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Something we can perhaps learn in Germany: if we want the government parties to U-turn on something, all we need to do is to get the far-right to dislike that something.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s U-turns – cartoon
The government has scaled back its plans for digital ID
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 AM
At my first election I didn't understand why we only focused on our opponents' vote piles during a recount.

"But if we care about an accurate result, shouldn't we do ours too? Even if it loses us votes?"

"The opposition does that for us."

We should take the same approach to misinformation.
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Darlings please make sure all the Aragorn wannabes are aware of the audition location. Super important.
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Remember that year where we all went "God this year is dreadful I can't wait till it's over"? The one where loads of celebrities died, and Brexit/Trump happened?

Yeah that was 10 years ago...
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Americans, just in case you're wondering what the rest of the world thinks of you rn:

We all think you're cunts. Except for our cunts.
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Nobody in the history of the internet has ever said "I'm as left wing as they come" and not been anything other than a centre-right pain in the anus.
I'm as left as they get but this is something I dont agree with at all. I really dont care if you chop your dick off, you do you. But dont chop your dick off then try to play women's sports, men are generally bigger and stronger and there's a reason why they are separated by sex for most sports.
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Beyond this being fucking awful, it's sorta funny that this would absolutely happen in Germany the moment the dude swore in front of a cop.

Never give your state unchecked power. Especially the parts of it legally permitted to meter out physical violence.
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Fascism is always a war on the left. It's not all it is, but it's always that.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Really hope @naomiaklein.bsky.social's mentions/DMs are doing ok today. ❤️
I mean, credit where it's due, you really need to work to offer an interpretation that is *this* off on every single detail.
January 11, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Oh, and use this website. It's not easy to avoid all American products (literally writing this post on one now) but the best way we can hurt this administration (and more importantly, help European industry) is through our wallets.

www.goeuropean.org
Go European — Discover European products and services
Go European is a community-driven directory bringing you European products and services from across the continent.
www.goeuropean.org
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 AM
The key principle of NATO is that if a member state is attacked, the others come to its aid militarily.

It doesn't give a free pass if the aggressor is also a member.

So if we don't respond militarily to a US invasion of Greenland, NATO is shot.
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Embracing my daddy era.
January 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM